(NSFW) What does it mean when a guy says this?

It really means “Please let me do this again on another day!”

They will probably never say anything derogative about the area in question if they expect to revisit at a later time.

He knows how to play Bedroom Golf.

The Rules of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a player’s equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

11.Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

13. Players are strongly advised to get the owner’s permission before attempting to play the backside.

14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

You taste good means…Thank you for showering, there were no foul, gym type smells down there and the whiskers did not poke me to the point of bleeding. I like your vagina, it is nice…I can’t wait to hang out with it again sometime. Basically, what @filmfann said.

It means exactly that. Take the compliment for what it is. Although I don’t kiss and tell, I can say that I have fond memories of one more than others.

Like a fine wine, there are different tastes. And like a fine wine, there are some you would prefer to not sample again.

It means it doesn’t smell or taste something like cheese. shudders at foul memory

Healthy pussies do taste good. They do not have a strong taste. If you want to know exactly how yours tastes, play with your clit till you are nice and wet, dip a finger in, and sample it. It’s not poison. Your juices are already inside you, so putting them back inside you obviously isn’t yucky or dangerous to your health.

Taste is a strange sense. We humans come equipped with just five kinds of taste buds, sweet, sour, bitter, salty and umami. All the other subtleties of taste we experience are actually provided by our sense of smell, which is why fine wine makers employ an expert with an incredibly developed sense of smell to work as a taster. The wine taster will swirl the wine around in a brandy snifter, inhale it’s distinctive aroma, and let that settle in before sipping a tiny amount and then spitting it out. Getting drunk on the job isn’t allowed even in wine tasting.

Pussies have a rather strong and distinctive natural odor. Some people call it fishy, but that’s utterly off base. A healthy pussy smells nothing like unhealthy fish. And true sushi quality fish has no smell at all. Only decaying fish has that distinctly fishy odor. The more advanced the decay, the stronger and more offensive the smell.

Pussy is the exact opposite. A healthy one on a woman who bathes or showers at least several times a week is more attractive the stronger the smell. I’ve been married to one woman for nearly 35 years now, but back in my wild days, I sampled many. And I was always deeply disappointed if it was nearly odorless—too freshly scrubbed or douched. It’s the smell that drives me to want more, and it’s the smell that makes it taste good. You must smell particularly sexy.

I have also learned that there is a special smell that erupts when a woman gets a very powerful orgasm, and that smell is different from her usual vaginal odor and is so intoxicating I would pay a king’s ransom to bottle it. I suppose it is the rumored female ejaculation, and comes from the skenes gland. If you regularly produce that, then you better believe you taste (smell) WAY beyond good.

That’s perfectly simple, it means “I’m expecting a blow job in return!”

@Ponderer983 Do you have reservations about letting a guy go down on you? Or does it make you nervous or self conscious? He’s trying to reassure you that yes, we like doing it.

Woman’s viewpoint: I would describe a natural, healthy aroma as musky and extremely erotic, sensual and intoxicating. I completely agree with @ETpro. I believe how a woman tastes and smells reflects her overall health. If you take the time to take care of your body and what you put into it, you could very well taste better than some women.
If you haven’t yet, taste yourself as suggested. Since I’m not much for drinking wine, I personally taste like cake ; )

@CWOTUS That’s pretty good. Did you write those?

No; but I’ve memorized the rule book (and I did some editorial work there, too).

as @EnchantingEla stated, “Let them eat cake!”

@blueiiznh Wait a minute. Wasn’t it another woman that said that?

@Adirondackwannabe “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche” is a common misnomer of Marie Antoinette ever uttering that phrase.

@Adirondackwannabe I have no issues at all with having a guy go down on me. I love it! My favortie thing to do (or have done to me) in the bedroom. It just made me wonder how bad women can taste if I have gotten that comment a lot.
@EnchantingEla I have tasted myself on many occasions, whether it be kissing a guy right after, or yes, just licking my own finger. But I know from giving a guy head that I wouldn’t say “you taste good.” I like giving head but not because semen tastes good. I do it to please my partner. So it just made me wonder why saying it tasted good has come up multiple times after (and sometimes during) a guy has gone downtown.

And yes i shower everyday and make sure all 2000 parts are clean! Doesn’t (or shouldn’t) a woman know if her va-jay-jay isn’t clean or is off? To the point where she shouldn’t be letting men like @King_Pariah experience that?!??!?!

A man learns to say that as soon as he goes down on a woman, an apparently clean woman, and the pussy smells strongly of fish….so much so he couldnt go down on her. She ought to know. Every woman ought to sample her own pussy if she is expecting the man to go down on her. It’s awful. Must have something to do with what she eats.

@plethora Keep a list. If my wife ever dies or leaves me, I’d lkove to meet and get friendly with the women you think smell like fish.

If it smells like fish eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

ETpro Strange request but I’ll keep you in mind. This was not a pleasant experience. She was very nice bright educated woman. YIKES!! She was also very very pungent in that special place.

@plethora If the odor is not like a healthy pussy, then it’s usually a yeast infection or some such.