What are some of your favorite "That Awkward Moment When..." quotes?
What are some really good “That Awkward moment when..” quotes? Your favorites? Your least favorites?
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The awkward moment when you’re sitting on Santa’s lap and you’re not the only happy one.
The awkward moment when the Video kills the radio star and you have to testify in court.
These two always crack me up.
You play a quick game of I spy with Stevie Wond….....yeah, i’ll get my coat!
That awkward moment when there’s no candy in the van.
That awkward moment when you’re waiting for the loser to finish at Mario Kart.
That awkward moment when the dentist asks you a question while his hands are in your mouth.
The allquart moment when your spelchekker refouse dutty.
The awkward moment when you zip up and you wished you were circumcized after all.
#TAMW you point out how flat-chested you look in that one photo, and your dad says absent-mindedly “Don’t worry, sweetie, I can Photoshop that”.
The awkward moment when your daughter says, “I hate Cindy, she’s stupid, mean, ugly and I’m glad she broke her arm.” And she doesn’t realize the kid next to me is Cindy’s brother.
That awkward moment when you try to explain a song but don’t want to sing it.
That awkward moment when the cashier says, “Merry Christmas” yet you’re Jewish.
That awkward moment when, all alone on my secluded 5 acre property and I am running around in my undies or wacky PJ’s when….out of nowhere the UPS guy or some other random traveler pulls down my driveway and sends me running or hiding behind a tree.
Murphys freaking law…go outside undressed and someone WILL show up! lol
The awkward moment where you squat to take a pee in a remote, wooded location 20 miles from anywhere, behind an abandoned church, and mid-stream… a choo choo train comes chugging by. All you can do is wave at the grinning guy driving the train.
That awkward moment when you’re in “hidden” in the woods by the lake, changing from the dress you got married in to the clothes you are going to wear to the “reception” only to realize, just as you finish up, that there is a boat sitting about 20 feet out on the water with 4 people in it who saw everything there was to see and just grinning like hell! They offered me a cheers with their beer!
That awkward moment when I’m naked.
That awkward moment when… I draw a blank on your name (and I’ve known you for years).
(and you’re my wife)
Just call her ‘Honey,’ and she’ll never know @erichw1504. That’s what I do.
That awkward moment when someone you know is walking up to you from a far distance and you’re not sure whether to look at them the whole time or look away.
That awkward moment when someone holds a door for you when it’s actually inconvenient for you…
That awkward moment when the person behind you is right between close enough yet too far away to hold the door open for them as you are leaving or entering.
That awkward moment when a fast-flowing conversation suddenly stops and…. ehm. What to say…?
That awkward moment when you arrived to school naked… only this time it wasn’t a dream.
That awkward moment when someone makes a statement or opinion in a group that no one else seems to agree with.
That awkward moment when you arrive to work with all your stuff in a box.
@erichw1504 “Uh, Yeah…......I’m gonna need you to move your stuff down to the basement…..”
That awkward moment when a jibe or joke you make goes wrong.
kamiiiikazeee, kee-rash!
That awkward moment when your congratulatory post on someone’s lurve party gets no GA’s.
@erichw1504 Or… that awkward moment when you answer first or second, then everyone after you says the same thing… but you’re the only one on that page with no lurve. Gulp. Waa.
That awkward moment when you make a grammar mistake in a post complaining about other people’s grammar.
That awkward moment when you walk into a room and all conversation stops.
LOL @Blackberry! True that!!
That awkward moment when you call your current husband by your previous husband’s name.
That awkward moment when you introduce someone and as they walk away, you realise the name you used isn’t theirs.
You are with a colleague and need to speak to another colleague. You call them on the phone and get their answer machine. You leave a brief message and then hang up. Then talk about the person with your other colleague and then hear… the beep as the answer machine cuts out and realise you didn’t hang up properly.
The awkward moment you find toilet paper trailing from your shoe
or spinach in your front teeth.
That awkward moment when you’re in a full elevator and someone farts.
@erichw1504 Ewwww…
That awkward moment when you’re a teacher and a kid comes up to you with a bloody mouth, grins with pride, then sticks out a bloody paw, opens his fingers and… OH! He lost a tooth and wants to give it to you.
(exactly why I teach 17 year olds, not 7 year olds!!!)
That awkward moment when an atheist sneezes & you say, “god bless you.”
That awkward moment when you fart while a guy is going down on you.
That awkward moment when you sober up and realize the person you slept with is atrocious and you need to get them out ASAP.
That awkward moment when are getting undressed and realize you forgot to close the blinds.
That awkward moment when you realise the curtains in your bathroom are pretty much transparent when the light is on.
The awkward moment when your child tells a friend her home made biscuits are nasty.
The awkward moment when you rant for 5 minutes over the phone to your life long friend friend about your stupid sewing machine (because she sews and you don’t) and she’s trying to help you and then you find out…you’re not talking to your friend. You’re talking to a complete stranger. Who owns a Tailoring / Sewing shop. And she’s REALLY nice! (This is a true story. Cross my heart and hope to die!!!)
That awkward moment when you rant to the Wichita Chamber of Commerce over the phone about the price of their booths at the fair, and the person on the other end listens really sympathetically, and she’s REALLY nice, and you start to feel better…but then she feels the need to point out that you had reached the Greyhound Bus Station in Wichita, and maybe the Chamber of Commerce can help me. (True story! Cross my heart and hope to die!! !)
There is a lesson in here somewhere for me, just not sure what it is.
Scuse me. I have to make a phone call.
LOL @Dutchess_III, your sewing story made me laugh out loud.
So now you ask people to confirm their identity BEFORE ranting.
@Bellatrix—The bad thing about the sewing story? I did it TWICE, about a year apart! I could have sworn I deleted her number after the first time but….IDK, but somehow I had that lady’s number as one of the 3 I had stored for my friend. I deleted it for sure after this last time…but kept a copy of it in case I ever get around to sending it to Reader’s Digest and they might want confirmation.
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