(possibly NSFW) I just got my role in the [ Title word moderated as obscene] Monologues this year, so once again girls, it begs the question...

If you think me inferior and you superior than why do you have to resolve issues physically the way an ape would.

“Why do I look like a penis?”

ooohhh…‘girls’.

“For the last time, it is not a nose!”

“There have been good guys and bad guys. Try hard to not let experience of the bad guys drown out the good guys.”

“I’VE BEEN STABBED!!!!”

lol, couldn’t resist.

”Hey…....., hey…..........................HEEEYYY…..., anybody listening?”

lol Why oh why do guys feel like posting on this thread like a moth to a flame? <rhetorical>

It would say to my partner’s penis “thank you, thank you, thank you!”

“Good grief! Could we just be done with that annoying monthly thing?!”

“Phew, now that was a close shave!!!!!!”

Now where the heck is that Bill Clinton?! Haven’t seen him since Chelsea left!

sniff-sniff What’s that smell?

I seriously need to be a bit more open.

I’ve never been to a performance and probably wouldn’t be able to go if it came back to a theater near me. When I first heard about it, I thought: I would love to see this! None of the girlfriends I would go with live nearby nor could we negotiate time together to go.

That said, if any of the above clips are used, not worth my time. So I’m going to assume that you want something more. At this point in my life, mine would only be able to talk about the sadness felt. If that is something you’d like to hear more about, message me.

@DaphneT ; this is the lightest part of the show. The monologue I will be doing, “The Flood” is about sadness and loss. Some are about rape, “My Vagina is My Village” is really sad.
The show is about happy vaginas, sad vaginas, abused vaginas and confused vaginas and everything I between.

@Judi, so here’s mine feeling sadness that my sister is gone, she’s left behind 5 children, she’s younger than I and I will have none of my own. I’m torn between grieving for her and grieving for my lost time and chances to have my own.

Every so often I feel the sadness of missing all the men I’ve known and I wonder where they are in life today. I also struggle to remind myself that I passed on those opportunities by choice, so then I struggle to determine if I should accept my lost opportunities for children or rail against the unfairness.

I’ve always believed that I needed a man in my life for completeness. I believe that I cannot truly comprehend the other half of life on earth because I believe that man and woman are split and I only possess the perspective of one half. I’ve always believed that I would have children and must now accept that I will not. I’m not ready to accept that there is no man to be a companion to me, but I understand that day of acceptance will come as well.

Grief is my companion and won’t be leaving anytime soon.

That is sad. So your vagina is in tears. :-(

@Judi, and then they become Hysterical Tears! sorry, I’ve got Dave Letterman on in the background because I don’t want to bother getting up and toggling the power button. So he was listing all the Presidents who’ve won the Iowa Caucuses. President Huckaby (sp) tops the list.

“Please don’t let any babies crawl out of me…”

Do you believe this was moderated for the word “vagina?” It’s anatomy people!

@Judi Well my cunt is appalled at such bowdlerization.

“You’re finally getting the idea of how much you missed me all those years.”

Who the fuck moderated vagina out of your question? Come on. What are they 12 years old? I am seriously pissed off.

I know. I ask this question every year and it has never been moderated before.

I need to be a bit more open with people, else they’ll get the wrong idea…

My lips are sealed.

Don’t take too big of Steps or your innards will fall out.

Knock Knock!

” Who’s there?”

Me.

” Cum in.”

My lips are chapped.