K that’s fuckin gross lol. Nice. :)
So two guys are traveling the country, and night falls. They come to a hotel, but they don’t have any money. They wonder if they may strike a deal with the owner. The owner says, ’‘well, if you fuck my daughter, you guys can eat and sleep here for free’’.
This nasty looking girl with sores and warts all over comes. ’‘This is my daughter’’. The first guy goes, ’‘sure, why not’’. The other guy’s like, ’‘man you nuts? I’m sleeping outside’’. And so, he leaves.
So the first guy takes the ugly girl up to the room. She takes off her clothes, and he sees that by her breasts and vagina, there are HUUUGE disgusting and infected scabs. He goes, ’‘hold up’’...and carefully peals the scabs off, and hucks them out the window. He has sex with the girl, and gets free food and a night’s comfy sleep from the owner.
In the morning, he meets up with his buddy who slept outside.
’‘Man, you should have accepted the deal! She wasn’t all that bad, plus I got free food!’’ The second guy goes, ’‘hey man, I got free food too. Some dumb bastard threw two perfectly good pizzas out the window last night.’’
Man lol