Play silly definitions with me?
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January 16th, 2012
All you have to do is think of a clever but silly definition of a word.
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Pursue
The hunt for a new purse
Contactract.
Obtaining a contact.
Oxi -morons…. The guys who advertise on Infomercials at 3am while hawking crappy products with an inappropriate excess of false zeal.
Congruent – A prisoner by the name of gruent.
Treadmill [n.]: A torture device perfected in the 20th century, designed to destroy one’s mind through sensory deprivation and monotony.
(stolen from Runner’s World magazine)
Doctor- A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.
Silly
Foolish, minor illness.
Adolescents – the smells that come from a teenager’s bedroom… (ewww)
Belate : a lesser-known thinly veiled insult meaning please don’t turn up to the party.
Assassination – any country upon which any citizen with a buttock is breaking the law.
Category- A gory horror movie about cats.
Internet- A net that is between two things
Doggedly- The action of sniffing someone’s ass
Meteorology- the study of meteors.
Politics- having more than one tic.
Paleontology- the science of pales, which also includes bucket lists.
Mammal- exhibiting mamma-like qualities.
Reptile- a tile with a forked tongue and scaly-ass skin.
Asstrology- the study of heavenly hindquarters.
Narcokleptic- someone who has a compulsion to steal drugs.
Relish – A bit like a rel.
Minute.
A very small part of a day.
Carpet.
A car with a pet.
Shoe horn… a shoe and a horn.
Pants – breathable trousers
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