[NSFW] TGIF Question -- Why pay a doctor for a prostate massage?

Asked by ETpro (34605

) January 27th, 2012

I’m no doctor, but I don’t play one on television. It just seems like to me that if seminal fluid is backing up in the prostate, whacking it till you can’t produce any more would fix the problem at substantially lower cost than seeing the urologist. Not just that, unless you’re gay or have a pretty female doctor and are into ass play, it seems like it would save a ton of embarrasssment. Ladies, don’t feel excluded because this quetion deals with male anatomy. If you know how the plumbing works, and know I’m missing something in my lame-brained analysis, feel free to point out that I’m thinking with my little head. This is an equal opportunity asker.

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I’ll be back on Monday to post an answer. After I asked our parish priest this coming Sunday.

mazingerz88 (29260

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Some people can wank the shaft for half hours at a time and it won’t do the job. For some, stimulating the prostate from the inside is the only way it can be triggered. I’ve had mines rubbed you can literally cum in 10 seconds of rubbing it. However, it’s not like a boat load will cum out. Just the muscles contracting and some slight fluid.

auhsojsa (2516

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@mazingerz88 I’m pretty sure it isn’t a sin when done strictly for maintaining your health. Butt I can’t wait to hear what your priest has to say about this.

@auhsojsa Very interesting. That little back-door bugger is a sensitive beast. Bugger it just right, and amazing results can occur.

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