If mouth-pleasure was bad, what type of bad would it be? (please just agnostics) and (NSFW).

Lack of experience and thinking you can handle it. Like too much champagne before the main meal. Passing out and no longer be able to deliver. So to speak. Not that it’s anything bad, so…farting in someone’s face.

Also, I didn’t respect the requests in both questions. XD

That type of bad where you keep looking at the clock and thinking, “has enough time passed that I can just fake an orgasm already? I have stuff to do.” Perhaps because they have the inability to suck, or perhaps their mouth/tongue/lips are all dry with no saliva.

The type of bad that could also describe this attempt to bash on the title of another question on fluther.

But to answer the question… too much teeth…. good answer.

Yeasty

Guy here. If I’m on the receiving end, then it’s teeth ( once I thought it ripped skin ) and lack of technique.

If I’m the one giving, then it’s still…teeth. Just take a look at this.

@mazingerz88 Lol. I remember this movie. XD

Excessive gingivitis accumulating in the saliva and thus resulting in potential skin rash around the shaft afterwards even after a nice shower due to biting.

Teeth, and not finishing.

“My vote is excessive use of teeth.”

Just excessive? I vote “any”.

Dry mouth + teeth

Lol at title change from “oral sex” to “mouth pleasure”.

I was modded so I went with mouth pleasure

Completely missing the spot and not being willing to take directions. Which can lead to the situation @Aethelflaed described.

@digitalimpression :: I would have not had a single problem with that question if it was something like “Matthew 28:18. How do my fellow Christians interpret it?”

It was in general so I didn’t shit all over what was in there.

But God animal is pretty fucking stupid.

I am not allowed to answer.

Nor was I.

Saliva so corrosive it eats a hole into diamond.

MMmmmmmMMM wel Missing the target so to say, or for the other of course teeth or just way to hard and leaves one a sore memory for the days ahead.

Not hitting the spot for long enough.

I say if it is bad, just dick punch it.

@ragingloli‘s post reminded me of this poster of exactly what not to be or do when giving head. Here’s the link.

Being overoptimistic and making yourself barf with a gag reflex.

@mazingerz88 Hahaha…the Alien could deep throat a horse!

i wish i could

THere are all kinds of ways of saying oral sex:

41. Polish The Chrome
42. Protein Gums
43. Putting On The Tuna Mask
44. Raw Steak Intubation
45. Rim Sweep
46. Rootin’ Around In The Steamy Furrow
47. Scoopin’ The Fondu Bowl
48. Screamin At The Baloney Hole
49. Siphoning The Bandicoot
50. Siphoning The Tapioca
51. Slobber Boogie On The Meat Whistle
52. Slurping The Noodle
53. Slurppin’ Oysters
54. Sneeze In The Cabbage
55. Suck The Sugar Stick
56. Tease The Kitty
57. Telling A French Joke
58. Tickilin’ The Tonsils
59. Tonsil Tubin’
60. Tube Sippin’

Some of these woiuld have made it easier for me to know what this was about. And they all get around the silly censorship rules we have here.

@wundayatta Jesus Christ, man!

I’m surprised so many answers were about teeth. I use mine but very, very gently. Never had a disappointed man on my hands! ;)

@augustlan Imagine an unintentional yet vigorous scrape. Ouch!!

@Symbeline I’m just trying to point out the absurdity of efforts to provide meaningful censorship here. If necessary, I will come up with a comprehensive list of euphemisms that will force all questions to be NSFW and only allow questions to be in the details. I just love the absurdity of human foibles!

Nah I just meant that list was awesome. :)

@wundayatta We know you don’t like it, but the policy is not going to change significantly. Maybe give it a rest?

@augustlan What? Stop pointing out the absurdity of life’s quixotic nature? Not on your favorite little whip, baby, I’m not! Come on. You can’t possibly be taking this seriously? You seriously think your efforts in this direction actually make a difference to anyone in a utilitarian way?

Remember that bridge I was telling you about? I think I can get it for you at a really big discount, now. ;-)

—Euphemism Central

@wundayatta I suppose you think your efforts in the opposite direction do? Seriously, it’s getting a little old.

@augustlan Well I officially dispense you from having to read anything else I write. Then you won’t have to deal with old news.

/facepalm

You too.

Go take your meds, and meditate until you’re in your happy place. Please.

Oh I am in my happy place. Very very happy. You put me there! Thank you, thank you!