NSFW Ladies: Do you lie about your mans "size" or sexual prowess to him?

don’t have to lie. ;o) No, I never saw the point in making stupid wild claims to any man.

I’m sorry @tedd , but I can’t help it, this is what I thought of when I read your question.

Um, not sure how a woman could lie about size. Don’t all men frequent public urinals and locker rooms?!

As for performance, he’s there. He already knows how he does. I don’t compare him to anyone else, and I like to think that he’s not mentally ranking me in that department, either. But if he is, he has the good grace and maturity not to share it. Thank goodness.

No.

I’m curious. For those of you who say “no,” do you use any fantasy or role-playing in your love-making? Seems to me that there’s lying and then there’s lying. One might say things in playing out a fantasy that both know might not be literally true, but is said in the spirit of the moment. You know, like when “little red riding hood” opens her eyes wide and tells you “you’re so big!”

“The better to **** you with, my dear,” you leer!

Everyone gets extra excited and fun is had by all. Whatever works, you know?

@GoldieAV16 The lie would be along the lines of “that is the biggest penis I’ve ever seen/had.” Most men, at least at a certain age, know where they fall on the “scale” of penis size… But women are not as exposed to them as men, so they may feel more macho or better about themselves if they think that they have the biggest penis their lady has ever seen. Hence, women may be prone to lie about it to make their man happy.

I’ve always been attracted to men who are uber confident in themselves (probably to help compensate for my own insecurities, heh heh), so I’ve never had to “build them up.” That way I can focus all my energy on my own needy self.

@wundayatta Yes, to the fantasy stuff, but we both know we’re playing around. One time I said, “Geez, I thought you were going to blow the back of my head off,” and we laughed until we cried. I tend to go hyperbole or nothing.

I think size is pretty obvious.

@janbb What about it? That girls lie about it or that it’s size in and of itself is obvious? And if the second then do you lie to stroke their ego and make them think that at least you haven’t seen bigger?

In case anybody wondered…..: I am the biggest penis.

Nope. Nobody here knows us so there would be no point is lying, and in my everyday real life I’ve made it clear not to speak to anyone about our personal business. Only once did I break the rule for a girlfriend who asked me what an orgasm felt like because she wasn’t sure if she ever had one and she didn’t have anyone else close to talk to about it. I almost fell over from shock. It was the first time I ever heard that it just doesn’t happen for everyone. LOL poor thing

@rebbel Didn’t wonder. We’ve heard you’re the biggest dick in that part of the world.

@Pandora It’s a side track to the point of this thread, but it’s true… not every girl can get them. And every girl that does has varying levels of difficulty. I’ve been with girls who would orgasm before you had their pants off, and some where you could spend 4 hours working on them with your best moves and have no luck… and everything in between.

I had a girl who would call me Dirk Diggler every once in a while. I would always tell her to knock it off since I’m not even close to that big. She pulled the “biggest penis I’ve ever been with” line too. I ignored that one since I had no evidence to argue otherwise.

I’ve never lied to him, I have no need to. I am perfectly happy with his “sexual prowess” and not much to compare his size with!

Don’t need to.

I don’t speak of past relationships or make comparrisons with them with my current relationship…. When with someone I am only with them and have no need to go backwards to compare the sexual experience with my current relationship.

I don’t really know how I would lie about size.

Prowess? I make a point to not bring it up in comparisons, but rather in terms of if I’m satisfied or not. What good do comparisons do? (And annoying me with “ok, but, no, really – am I the best you’ve ever had? Am I better than x? Y? Z??” is really not a good way to get me to say yes.)

Mmmhmm…

Nope, I have no need to lie to him. I married him, so that’s all that matters. =0)

You really had to ask this? C’mon, you know not all of us are sex gods, we need a little ego boost from the ladies every now and then so a good number of us don’t become clinically depressed over “underwhelming size and performance.” lol

No. I find no need to lie about anything. Ever.

I lied. I used to lie about it a lot. Now I have no need to. :D:D:D
Oh, I was a fantastic liar.
Which reminds me of a song..

No but I’ve been with more than one man who liked to lie/brag about himself.

No. He knows how big his penis is. If I started pretending it was enormous, it wouldn’t impress him. He is a really confident guy. He doesn’t need me to ‘pretend’ about anything and as for his sexual prowess, I think knowing he is actually doing for me is sufficient. I don’t think he needs me to tell him with words. My reactions are plenty of evidence that he does it for me.

@LezboPirate Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking off her clothes?

@tedd The size is pretty obvious; I don’t think I’ve ever been with a man who needed me to comment on that. As the song says, “it ain’t the meat, it’s the motion.”

I’ve faked it and lied more times than I could count. Buttt…. I’m kinda a bitch. Oh well

A couple is in divorce court, arguing bitterly. The guy turns to the judge and says “She lies about everything your honour. She’s never told the truth in her life. She probably lies about the size of my dick. I come from a long line of well hung men” The wife looks thoughtful for a minute and tells the judge “I can’t lie about that your honour. He’s bigger than all of his brothers”.

@Adirondackwannabe Well she just lost everything in that case, lol.

I wouldn’t say the most fun.

Nope, I’ve never had to. My hubby is the best guy I’ve ever slept with.

I’ve never had to lie and I don’t understand why anyone would want to.

hmmm. I have lied about the prowess to him and about his manhood. However, if you decided that you are comfortable telling him how you like it then it won’t be a problem again. Now the size of his penis does count to me but i don’t won’t to hurt his feelings in telling him so…he is not stupid though and knows he is not hung like a horse so I shouldn’t go to far in the lie cause he would know….but i have found that though he is not top dollar dick I still like the way he uses it. so I keep him. been married to him for some years..still haven’t got bored. you are probably thinking Bitch. but i am honest. however, if in the beginning after we had sex and I found his dick couldn’t please enough, I am sorry to say I would have probably let him go…sorry to all the guys with small penis’s but its true for me….some women prefer smaller dick than I do…i know this cause I have discussed it with other women. Some prefer hung like a horse dick and will not settle for less…