Do battery-operated socks work and where can I buy them?

Here ya go, John. I used to use ones like these while cross-country skiing and they were pretty effective.

Try Gander Mountain or Dick’s Sporting Goods, or any place that caters to hunters. They work.

And remember, the web site is Dickssportinggoods.com. Not dicks dot com.~

@chyna : Oh, so so tempting…

A friend of mine did this at work. It wouldn’t let her escape. So it kept flashing a penis on her computer. She had to call IT.

Talk about NSFW!!!

@chyna Oh yeah the friend at work.:)

Try putting your socks in a microwave XD

Thanks everyone. Going tomorrow.