It's one in the a.m.. I have to get up at 5. Why am I still surfing the web?

For the record, I haven’t seen my g/f in two weeks (her workload is killing her). I miss her and I’m getting randy. Yeah!

Seriously, The Web is addicting like coke. I had this problem last night – it’s midterms week, but I thought it was a great idea to stay up until 4 in the morning trying to figure out what the deal was with Camille Paglia, even though she is in no way even a bit related to any of my current school material.

The company on the web is just too good. And if you want to sleep by midnight, you really should be drunk by 10 and masturbate.

And if you want to sleep by midnight, you really should be drunk by 10 and masturbate. So true.

You know, if you’re still up surfing, you could go take and post your political compass…

Well, the web can be quite fun. Maybe that’s why! ^_^

tryin to settle brain waves…...or pain waves. no an easy task.

Go and lie down and masturbate. I agree with @Imadethisupwithnoforethought and @Aethelflaed. You need to let your brain quieten down.

you were up this late because I made you horny

How did you manage? Finally got some sleep? I hate when shit like that happens to me, and it happens often. The only upside to being an alcoholic is that sleeping problems don’t happen anymore…until you try to quit, haha.

also I wanna snuggle

Snuggling is the best… well… maybe not the best.

But it still rocks. ^^

Nods. It absolutely does! I’d give you a snuggle… but you are so, so far away.

Same here. sometimes I snuggle my pillows and pretend they’re people I like :D It’s the best I can do from like, ocean lengths away. :D

I fell asleep with my phone in my hand and half of my clothes off. haha..

I actually have a soft, squishy, orange pillow that I always sleep with when I’m sleeping single (I hold it :)) Could have used a snuggle partner, though..

Lol, pillows are very snuggly! That’s sweet.

I snuggle my dog when my husband isn’t available. He smells at the moment though (the dog not my husband).

Need to be up at the asscrack of dawn. Heading to bed now.

Night, girls. :)

Nighty nights! Gotta get up at that crack too…damn I wish I was a vampire. Yall take care, y’hear?! :)

Now I’m imagining the asscrack of a woman named Dawn. It’s quite nice.

Ooo, don’t start me on asscracks.

ass; asswesome