In the past 3 months as a time frame. What is the craziest thing you have seen someone do?

Last week, two methed out transients having hate sex in the alley behind my house.

@ figbash ~ Wow, who can compete with that?! : )

I saw a man in the grocery store (who didn’t know I was watching him) tear open a container of raw hamburger that he had in his cart and eat a couple of huge handfuls. He may or may not have been homeless.

Holy cow! You two brought out the big guns early. I don’t even think I have a story that can compete.

At a gate in SFO, I saw a 30-something new age-y looking woman lean forward to a woman across the aisle of seats. This woman was somewhere north of 65, wearing leopard print fake fur, with a silver lame wide belt, and a huge leather handbag studded with big metal studs. There were also big metal studs down the seams of her pants. The younger woman said, “I’m a feng shui consultant, and I wanted to tell you that it is very auspicious to be wearing all this metal this year.” To which, the older woman, totally uncomprehending said, “What did you say?” As the earnest young woman began repeating herself, I shook my head and thought to myself, “Only in San Francisco.”

I was at a party, and this guy drank a beer out of a bottle, then started taking bites out of the bottle. It was insane!

OMG! You’d never believe what I saw. While on my mail route this topless gal… oh, wait, that was 4 months ago. Sorry

2 days ago… an intoxicated driver run a stop sign, plow across 2 lanes of traffic and drive towards me head-on before finally regaining <gulp> some semblance of a clue and shoving back onto their side of the road. This all happened on my way home from work.

@mcbealer Florida, right?

@ Marina ~ no, Western MD

I have found this the word crazy driver state ever. Apparently, they are everywhere. Glad you are OK.

drink a small glass of oil mixed with rain water. Then set things on fire. He died about a week later.

I saw Jesus at the movies.
oh and I saw a flying pig yesterday, but that’s not uncommon in this area.

I s—- you not, this really happened but about 6 months ago, not 3. This unkempt 50+ year old looking dude walked in to the restaurant where my family and I were eating. He went over to the salad bar which was near our table. He reached under the sneeze guard and grabbed a ladle filled with ranch dressing ( or maybe blue cheese), put it to his lips and drank it down. He then returned the ladle to the right place, wiped his mouth on his sleeve and then turned to us, saying, “That’s good dressing!” He then turned and walked away. Needless to say, the salad bar was closed for the rest of the evening.

Hmmm, I was typing way too late last night, Correction: that was supposed to be worst crazy driver state not word.

@AstroChuck Ack! That is vile. What about all the restaurants where he went in an no one saw him?