"Because reading..." - How would you finish this sentence?

”...is for snobs. Just ask Rick Santorum.”

…opens the gateway to your imagination.

…takes you where you want to go.

…helps prevent dumbth.

…finds answers to your questions.

…opens your soul.
...opens your mind.
...lets you leave your room without ever setting foot out the door.
...takes you places you may only dream about.
...is joyous.
...is free.
...leads to great thoughts.
...puts inside another’s head.
...lets you feel new emotions.
...lets you feel emotions anew.
...is for lovers.

…is cool. Then show a picture of a nerdy guy surrounded by hot women. No one cares about knowledge, they just want to do whatever gets them girls or popularity.

…ameliorates your lexicon.

@thorninmud I had to look up the word ameliorates. Do I need to read more? lol

…has zero calories.

…challenges your mind and open doors you would never get to walk through otherwise.

I’d rather reading exacerbated my lexicon than ameliorate it. I don’t see my lexicon as something to be calmed down. In fact, mostly, I’d just like to see it grow.

…sets your imagination in motion.

I get emails everyday for pills that promise to exacerbate my lexicon

@thorninmud There are other ways, you know. (waggles tailfeathers)

….makes us human.

is the key to EVERYTHING! Open the treasure.

“Because reading opens your mind and words give different meanings to different people”

Is my gateway to happiness

…is far superior and less expensive than television.

…is fundamental! (Shout out to all the other children of the 70’s who remember RIF).

^I remember!

I made a RIF poster for our school library ;)

I like this…” I think therefore I am, I read therefore I become.”
but to answer the question how about “reading is manna for the mind”?

because reading is for young and old alike.

because reading what you are doing now, why stop here.

…is fertilizer for the garden of your imagination

a town in England situated in the county of Berkshire
As easy as ABC ;¬}

Can help make your poetic skills so good that at some point you’ll be able to get your SO aroused and naked all within a couple stanzas.

is the cure for ignorance and the supplement for tolerance.

allows one to travel from one’s living room

feeds the soul (it does for me at least)

isn’t just a coal town in Pennsylvania.

means you’re living.

opens not just doors, but worlds.

is consuming….without the fat.

same as most of the above- it sure is my life

@SuperMouse We had RIF in the 2000’s!