What, other than (regular) food, would you want to put your teeth in? [Details inside].

Pussy
Oh come on. How many guys were thinking the same thing.

I already “sink my teeth into” my husband quite frequently, does that count? I like the taste of blood… yes I know I’m weird.

@Adirondackwannabe Dude… really? That was uncalled for. You stay away from my poor, innocent cats.

Pens the non-writing side

Nails Prior to hanging a picture

Needles whilst I sew

There’s a reality show called My Strange Addiction. One lady eats Comet cleanser, another eats nail polish….yet another, foam. I cannot watch this show :/ EDIT:sorry I posted the wrong link before. Check out this one

“Play-Do” (modeling compound)
“Silly Putty”
Wine bottle cork.

Rubber cement

Styrofoam takeout containers

I would probably drink my lotions. I gagged a little as I wrote that.

Calphalon.

Just something about anodized aluminum that says, “bite me!”

Balloons, once they pop, you can’t st…...oh-ho, wrong product.

Um…can’t think of anything weird I put in my mouth, or would want to but, I would get in a car with a stranger if they flashed me a cheesecake. Want some cheesecake little girl…lol

Paper.

Art gum erasers.

Probably a glass on the nightstand one day.