Can you think of portmanteaux for (the) kitchen (appliances)?
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March 4th, 2012
Spork: a utensil one uses who wants to enjoy his/her soup as long as possible.
Do you have a portmanteau based on kitchen aplliances/food processing or anything kitchen or food related?
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This is harder than it looks
We have one in our kitchen. It’s a flexible bag that holds scented oil. When you put a hot dish on it, the room gets infused with fragrance – trivetivert
How about a little oven that puts out enough heat to kill germs? Toasterilizer.
@6rant6 As someone who loves vetiver, I had to laugh at your flexible bag name . . . excellent!
I suppose there is that group of women who hang around the stove at parties (COVEN).
There is the original saved packaging from my rice cooker wherein I store things (Rice Box).
And there is my friend’s mess of a room, gently referred to as a kitschen . . .
How about a breakfast nook furniture piece with a built in device for making smoothies: a tablender.
@6rant6 Toasterilizer. I love that.
How about moving the garbage disposal up above the drain, so you can use it to puree as well as grind up garbage: a cuisinkart.
I have the microknife. The blade heats up when you cut frozen meat! Take that, jötunns.
Wait that isn’t actually a portmanteaux…fuck it, it’s cold in here.
A spatula that has a timer on it: Count Spatula.
@zensky K that was too fucking epic.
An electric powered sppon, that stirs on its own:
the splender.
This device shreds a hell of a lot of cheese : gratarnal
Cheese made with goat’s milk and fish roe: fetarama
Kitchens kept very cold: refrigereatories
A desert made with raw fish: tieramisushi
Sushiatsu: raw fish mashed into a paste with fingers
Shiatsushi: massage done with raw fish.
Sushiatsushi: A massage done with fish paste
The thing that cleans broken plates: Dishwashard
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