"I just love the asphalt in this city; the color, the sound it makes when you drive on it, even the smell!" Who could have said this? [Details inside].

“Wow! Fluther is a great internet web site! If you want to know what a dream meant, or how to make someone like you, or anything to do with fixing a computer, this is the place to ask! And Augustlan seems very hip! No wonder they say she’s mod!”

I was going to say Mitt Romney.

Dogs just love being in airtight containers with the wind rushing past their ears.

All I want to say about that is this that that isn’t the language i would have used. (Lower case ‘i’ to indicate that he wasn’t talking about himself.)

He must be talking about the roads in Utah. Paved with red sandstone colored asphalt.
He’s cruisn’ the red road to Beaver. lol

@Coloma “Beaver” is not the language I would have used to refer to…the place that men like me go for on sluts who think birth control is necessary.

@Dutchess_III LOL

Not so odd. Obviously, Bain Capital owns a paving contractor.