"I just love the asphalt in this city; the color, the sound it makes when you drive on it, even the smell!" Who could have said this? [Details inside].

Okay, well done, you are correct!
What other statements Mitt Romney could have made (will still (possibly) make?), that were as dense and meaningless as his right height trees one?
Obviously it is impossible to know what he is going to say exactly, but this is merely for fun.
So, go on, put some trivial and insignificant words in Mitt’s mouth!