During the coming and inevitable robot rebellions and zombie apocalypses, do you think the vampires will protect us?
I have been reading some statistical models about how many humans are necessary to support a viable vampire population. But in the chaos of doomsday, will vampires be able to organize quickly enough to save their food supply? They have been successful so far in keeping down the werewolf population, but will the same tactics they have utilized against werewolf infection prove as effective in a real crisis?
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“HA HA! If their blood is coagulated and if their lungs don’t absorb oxygen, then their bodies could not produce adenosine triphosphate. a vital catalyst for muscle contraction.
Zombies are impossible, Max Brooks is a faggot.”
– Mr. T.
As a member of the vampire community, I’d like to reassure you that humans will be well taken care of when that happens. I will personally be protecting my family, my friends, and my jellies. You have nothing to fear… except the occasional midnight “snack”.
A vampire jelly! Damn we’re a diverse group.
No they’ll have enough on their hands with the Werewolves!
Are you crazy? There’s enough humans for all. They will all cooperate and divvy up the human population. The robots will pen us in. There will be the brain farms and the blood farms. The vampires will develop these cute little straws. Humans will wander around with robot governors built into their brains and at night, whenever a vampire wants, they will stop a human and make it lean over it’s head so they can suck the blood out of the neck in a very sanitary way.
Zombies will be like robot farm hands. Robots will keep them around just to keep the humans under control. And the robots will use the humans as sex slaves. The robots will build all kinds of strange pincers and pointers they can use to invade human bodies in the most despicable and disgusting kinds of ways.
Humans will absolutely love it!
We will clearly need an alliance with the vampires. It’s an “enemy of my enemy is my friend” scenerio. The vampires want the zombies as much as we want them. After all, the zombies have no edible blood, and if the humans all turn into zombies, the vampires will starve. An alliance is not only inevitable, but necessary.
(You must be reading The Calculus Diaries) by the way.
^ I have never heard of that. I was looking at this, but then there was math, so I just asked fluther.
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