What are some euphemisms for "makes me mad"?

Getting your panties in a bunch
Knickers in a twist
Peeves me off

that really rustled my jimmies

@Michael_Huntington HAHAHAHAH! Awesome

pissed off or pissin’ nails.

frosts my cookies

Lost me rag
Spitting feathers

grinds my gears
yanks my crank
piss on my corn flakes

Go ballistic, go postal, have a hissy fit, go ape sh*t, go nuclear,

burns my bagel

Busts my balls.

frosts my ass
my mother’s favorite

ticks me off
grinds my gears
on my last nerve
seeing red

Twists my dreads

going postal
sorry @AstroChuck

going ballistic
ready to erupt
gonna explode
open a can of whoop ass
lose my cool
lose my shit
blow my stack

Reroutes my happy neurons.

I may or may not have made that up…

It annoys the N’s out of my aoyaces.

I am fumed
I am steaming
spitting tacks
breathing fire
bent out of shape