NSFW if you want- If you actually start dating a fireman or a nurse?

Oh goodness, thirty minutes? Perhaps an hour? No. Thirty minutes….tops. I lied about the hour. I find firemen very sexy. I don’t think I could hide the fact that I wanted to see them in those yellow trousers and braces.. or whatever their particular fireman outfit is.

Is this wrong? :-|

Can I just qualify this? I mean younger firemen… not the ones just about to retire. Sorry to all almost retiring firemen. You know the ones in the fireman calendar? I want one of those firemen.

I dated a fireman recently and didn’t even think about this. Fuck.

@redfeather… really? Wow… stunned.

Rather quickly, I’d say.

My wife is a nurse, when she goes to work, she looks like this… when she gets home she’s covered in various juices that I have to ask her to quit explaining to me.

So, we stay away from the nurse stuff. Anything else is good.

@Bellatrix The closest thing was when I put on his work pants and sweatshirt after fun time one night to be dumb.

I dated a cop, and I asked her to wear her uniform and role play with me. So she beat the crap out of me then planted some drugs on me.

Well that would be sexy @redfeather. A nice twist might have been if you took them off him first though. Then you put them on after ‘fun time’... Just a thought.

I did once have a date with a fireman. Really, the reality was a let down. He was an egotistical tosspot… sighs… perhaps I should stick with my fantasy fireman.

@Bellatrix this one was smoking hot, but so boring. I was forever trying to get him to laugh or crack a smile and it just wasnt happening. He would look at me like I was some weird creature who just wandered in. That’s why I put his stuff on haha

Tell me that got him going? If it didn’t, did you check his pulse?

@Bellatrix It got a raised eyebrow from him and an awkward laugh from me. And that’s why I haven’t seen him since haha

Reality can be such a let down. Sounds like a good plan. You need a man that is fun! Makes you laugh and you can get down and dirty with. Pretty, even smoking hot, isn’t enough hey?

Nope, not enough. I need to be able to laugh. I did get him to laugh twice. Once was when I said eating chili cheese tater tots tasted like eating an angel, and once when I was sick and said I just wanted to chug a bottle of NyQuil and have someone go down on me till I passed out. Smoking hot wasn’t enough. (he was even 6’5’’, siiiiigh)

What a waste @redfeather. Sorry @Imadethisupwithnoforethought. We are talking firemen.. well fireman…

@redfeather

You need to rent or buy all the seasons of Rescue Me and watch one each night. Lots of hot firefighting and lovemaking action. Enough to last a lifetime. Franco is sooooo gorgeous. And Tommy isn’t too bad either if you prefer blondes.

@Bellatrix you are fine. I am just worried for @Blackberry

True. The nurse reality doesn’t sound so good either. The police officer dating reality is a real downer though! Poor @Blackberry.

@Buttonstc haha thanks, but I’m over firefighters now. Thinking bout going for some hot nerd engineers. wear that button up and khakis for me baby…

Intelligence is the ultimate in terms of sex appeal (well for me anyway). The brawny firefighter is okay in your fantasies, but the smart guy… yum. Go for the engineer. I agree.

Totally. I’m not even kidding. And I’m working on one now ;)

@Bellatrix It’s ok I was making a joke :)

:-) damn, so there was no hot police officer?

I got it, @Blackberry. GA’d you for one of your better one-liners.

I’m with @funkdaddy – I’ve never known an actual nurse to have a traditionally sexy nurse costume. (Though, I myself have about 5 different sets of scrubs just laying about the house… they are quite comfy. I suppose I could let my partner borrow a pair? But medical stuff isn’t really sexy – there’s open wounds, and that radiology smell…)

I would love to find a traditional pirate wench, though. All the Somalian pirates have wetsuits that really aren’t so sexy. Makes pirating seem so much less cool.

westuit challene accepted What about a wetsuit unzipped really low so boobies are in danger of falling out?

I mean, I guess it’s better than just regular wetsuit, but I’d still rather have the bikini or the retro one-piece bathing suits. Plus, it’s a freaking wetsuit – those boobies aren’t going to actually fall out any more than Xena’s chestplate is gonna fall off.

But were I to meet actual Xena? 30 seconds before I ask her to wear the costume.

Damn. My husband never asks me to wear my work clothes. :/

Shirt courtesy of WillWorkForChocolate!

Can’t say mine ever says ‘put on your work clothes’ either. I don’t have a sexy uniform though. I think it’s the uniform thing @Auggie.

After years and years of dating suits and ties, I met a very nice looking stevedore and we started dating. It never even occurred to me until he showed up for dinner at my place in his work gear. Jeans, flannel shirt, utility belt, vest and a hard hat. Dinner had to wait. It wasn’t something I would have asked him to do and we later made jokes about it, but I am not really into dress up fantasy.

I dated a librarian once, right in the middle of a vigorous humping session she placed her finger to her lips (on her mouth) & told me to shush.
I mean come on, was she going to fine me if I came too late?

Err, no.

Dental Hygienists take it off better.

I agree with Funkdaddy. My uniform has always had contact with the worst of the worst.

I generally leave it at the door.

Its like being Superman and then a nobody.

I’ve dated 2 nurses and a vet… I completely agree with @funkdaddy! LoL. They always come home talking about how someone’s intestines were all hanging out.. Or this really old guy tried to pull out his catheter and it bled everywhere… Or some equally nasty sh*t (and I do mean literally). Don’t get me wrong, I love nurses! It’s a personality type I’ve realized I’m pretty consistently attracted to. But when they get going about work, the best I can do is cringe.

Although the actual outfits are boring, it is fun to play games with the fact that they’re actually nurses. Once when we were going out, I dropped my sandwich on the floor by accident and yelled “MEDIC!”. When I got a cut I’d point at the bloody tissue demanding she “run some tests.” Another time she wrapped my head up and pretended I was her patient. When she started crawling on me I cringed and said, “ahh~ that rib is broken”. Playing along, she asked me how it got broken. I leaned in and whispered, “you’re not as light as you think you are”.

Haha~! Good times~!

I dated a nurse a few years ago. Never saw her in her uniform. But the relationship didn’t last because she lived in Ohio and I lived in New York, and it was a bitch commuting to Ohio every other weekend by Amtrak…

If I actually started dating a gladiator…. it’s be like 5, 3 minutes
.........It’d probably be the first thing I asked. <i’m so weak>