Let’s see…
MacDonald’s (also known as MacDick’s)
Not a fan. They put way too much lettuce in their burgers. What the fuck do they think I am, so kind of caterpillar? A rabbit? And all that goddamn yellow…however, they get major points for having excellent ketchup. Then again that might be the anti vomit they put in your Coke that changes the taste.
Burger King They actually had BK themed video games for the PlayStation 2…a set of minigames, and one is you’re the Burger King. Yes, it actually has a mascot. You run around, sneaking up on people and give them free Whoppers. It’s a cheap imitation of the stealth genre.
If the food there is so good, why the hell does the King have to sneak up on people and force them to eat the food? If royalty wanted to give me free hamburgers, why would I run away? Seriously.
That said, I love Burger King. Their Whoppers are good. They’re huge, they’re packed man, and it’s hard to resist. I don’t care that their food is obviously responsible for breast cancer and terrorism, it’s just so damn good.
Their ketchup really sucks though. And I actually got food poisoning from there once. Haha.
A&W I seriously wonder why there are always senior citizens drinking coffee over there. They’re always there, whatever time it is. Just hanging around, drinking coffee. I’m not being mean, nor do I have a problem whatsoever with this. In fact that’s one reason I like eating there; it’s nice and peaceful. But it is something I’ve observed, and I wonder why they all go there all the time. A&W coffee is less than stellar, personally.
I love the place though. Real burgers, nice and filling, and they all taste so damn good. It’s probably the only fast food place where the pictures of the food matches what you actually get, too. Falling Down. Awesome movie. Besides their Ketchup. It also sucks, I don’t like it.
It’s the most expensive fast food place though, however, they always have cool deals going on, so I can afford to spend cash there if I wanna. Was also my dad’s favorite, he took me there often. They had their classic cream soda back then, but currently, in my area, the A&W restaurants seem to have discontinued it. Ah well…their root beer fuckin kicks ass.
My favorite ever is Subway though. Although their food isn’t in the same line as most fast food places, it’s still fast food, and I love it. I try to eat a bit healthier these days, because my body is probably suffering from like, seven diseases. Subway does the trick and I never get sick of it. It’s a good choice for me for lunch, when I’m all busy and working. I love vegetables for one, and their south western sauce kicks ass. Loves me some Subway, best place ever. ^^ It’s just annoying when they get your sandwich wrong, and slam it in the oven when I just specifically said ’‘no thanks’’ when they asked if I wanted it heated. Gaah…but still. Awesome food. The inside of the place sucks though, because it’s all yellow, like MacPenis. The one here had all sorts of cool paintings hanging on the walls, so it was cool then. But for some reason they took em all down. :/