What Christmas/holiday songs need to be written?

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I sing my own tweaked rendition to my goose “Marwyn”...” deck the halls with bowtied ganders….fa la la la la, la la la laaaaaaaa…..

@Coloma Don’t tell Marwyn about the “real” traditional Christmas goose…

@jaytkay No, never, he thinks he’s a dog anyway, best to not speak of plum sauce and pate in his presence. lol

Deck the Malls
O Come All Ye Salesclerks
Good King Wal-Mart
Oh, It’s Getting to Look a Lot Like Overdraft
ATMs We Have Heard on High
I Saw Mommy Kissing Silvio (Berlusconi)
I’m Dreaming of a Debt-Free Christmas
I’ll Be Abroad for Christmas
I Found Love on Christmas Eve…in the Bargain Bin at Macy’s

(if you need lyrics, call me…lol)

@DarlingRhadamanthus LOL… don’t forget Santa baby, hurry up my chimney tonight! ;-P

I’m Dreaming of a Wet Christmas

I’ll Be Home for Kwaanza

For all those spending time on Florida beaches at Christmas:

Jingle Shells

For Homeland Security:

Do You Fear What I Fear?

Joy to the Little-Bit-of-the-World-That-I-Know

We Three Dictators of Orient Are

Anyone have original titles (as opposed to parodies of existing songs)?

“Who Said It’s Better to Give than to Receive?”
“A Lump of Coal is Better than Nothing At All”
“What Dad Might Get for Christmas (If Mom Is In the Mood)”

“Man – I’m stuffed!”

“Boy those Romans really nailed Jesus” Sung to the tune of Cagney & Lacey.

Well, on a positive note..

The Reliable Day My Scattered Family Gets Together in One Place

Trippin’ on Tryptophan

“the Christmas Gift” (So this is what you think I like?)

@filmfann Nice!

“The Re-gifting Boogie”
“Uncle Louie’s Too Much Eggnog Rag”
“No Prize in My Christmas Cracker” (if you live in the UK)
“No One to Pull my Cracker” (if you live in the UK)
“It’s Christmas Eve, Ten Gifts to Wrap, Only One Inch of Scotch Tape Left Ballad”
“Who Will Guide the Sleigh Tonight… Now that Rudolph Is Redundant?”
“Santa Is On Jenny Craig and We Forgot the Celery Sticks”
“The Minute Gift Wrap Waltz”
“Not Another Pair of Sox”
“Too Many Ties for Uncle Tim”
“Daddy Is So Romantic, He Bought Mom A Hoover-Matic”

@DarlingRhadamanthus That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

Glad to help

@CWOTUS LOL….you’re in fine form, whatcha smokin”? haha ;-)

Don’t Let The Grinch Occupy North Pole
White Snow, Black Fridays
Santa Crashes Wall Street
Christmas 101 for Atheists

“Just Cause I’m Jewish, Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Like Christmas Gifts”
“We Have Eight Days, That’s Seven More than You, Not That I’m Counting”
“Dreidel Hop”
“I’ll Be Lighting My Menorah in Muncie And Thinking of You, Marianne”
“Potato Latkes Polonaise”

“I Can’t Hold a Candle to @DarlingRhadamanthus”

“The Asymmetric Gift Lament” I gave her a piece of my heart; she gave me a gag gift.

Santa meet my SAM, leave me all the loot.

@CWOTUS…..lol…thank you…I like what you’ve written…too.