Do you know where to buy sporks?

Just walk into a Taco Bell and grab a handful.

Why do you want sporks? How many do you want?

For lunches and stuff. Like a whole a box.

I love sporks, they are the only way to eat many half-chunky/half-sloppy things. I found this on Google Shopping.

Cool. I’ll check it out.

This might work for you too.

You could get a metal one. Don’t contribute to more plastic waste in our landfils. I also like Johnpowell’s because it’s a knife as well! Just promise to wash and re-use.
BTW, while searching for that link I stumbled upon what appears to be an entire spork subculture. Scarry!

Try Smart & Final.