In this hypothetical scenario what would you do?

Call the police and make some popcorn.

@Blackberry Dude that is so wrong!
First you make the popcorn. The 3 minutes it is cooking is long enough to call the cops, and you won’t miss as much of it.

Hypothetically speaking, I think you’re not a newb @hypotheticalspeaker

@SpatzieLover Your assumption is correct. I forgot the password to my other account, so I made this one specifically dedicated to the hypothetical questions. What made you assume this?

@filmfann LOL!

Call the cops and eat @Blackberry‘s popcorn.

I would pull out my imaginary idiot gun that tattoos “IDIOT” on your forehead, shoot them both, call the cops then kife @Blackberry‘s popcorn.

In real life I would call 911 and keep my distance till they got there.

I would use my hypothetical phone to call the hypothetical cops and tell them about a hypothetical fight, then I would circulate among the hypothetical crowd and enjoy (hypothetically) some hypothetical popcorn. Of course, I would have a hypothetical chair with me.

ummm… @hypotheticalspeaker just click the I F’n forgot my password at the login prompt and the Jelly Gods will email you your password to your other account. Make sure to specify which one! ;)

Call the police.

Hypothetically, you see two little boxes on the ground. In one of them is a hyper-web. Pick the right box, you can pull out the hyper-web, press the button, and immobilize everyone one in a safe way. Of course, if you pick the wrong box….

… under the orange tree.

yes indeedy!

Pull my pants down to the ankles, stick my thumb in my mouth & shuffle off all confused & bewildered.
Much the same reaction I get when jehovas witnessessessss come calling.