When James Bond finds you, in your secret lair, what death trap will you have prepared to use against him?

I’m going to have to think about this one for a bit, but I’m quite certain it will involve inept guards.

I will lure him in with my luscious body, then $@#* him to death.

And NO, I will not tell you where my lair is.

@WillWorkForChocolate that would absolutely work on me.

Well, unless you’re Daniel Craig, Johnny Depp or Viggo Mortenson, you ain’t gettin’ an invitation to 5625 Palmtree in the Bahamas.

Shit.

Loose lips sinks ships.^

I shall threaten him with a vastly reduced budget, leading to the inevitable demise of a franchise that is the straight to dvd curse….mwwwaaahhh!

(taps fingers together)

Welcome Mr. Bond!
You have interfered will my postings for the last time!
The Olympic size swimming pool before you is filled with genetically modified Pirana! They have been crossbred with the same Paparazzi photographers who photograph Britany Spears getting out of a limo without underwear! They will be inescapable!
Not only that! The pirana have been created to live in, not water, but acid!
Muhahahaha!
Also, we will be lowering you into the center of the pool by helicopter, which will then go upside down, and the blades will chop you into little pieces!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
And in case you are thinking of overpowering the pilot of the helicopter, it’s operated remotely, and cannot be flown hands on!
Plus the tank is electrified!
Plus…oh fuck it…(shoots Bond in the head)

I’d just have a buncha ninjas stashed all over the place.

If James Bond ever manages to make it to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain, I’ll simply have my assistant, Scarface, shoot him in the back of the head upon sight. I can think of something witty to say after the fact. With Bond out of the way, I will then instruct my doomsday squad to ignite the atmosphere (while I sail to safety beneath the waves in my golden submarine).