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So what could that offer be that you can't refuse?

Asked by mazingerz88 (29260points) March 25th, 2012

No biggie. Just a possibly funny or introspective quick answer that first comes to mind upon reading this question. Most of us know the movie. Michael Corleone explaining what the Godfather did to get that thing that he wanted. “He made him an offer he can’t refuse.” ( gravelly voice ) In other words, say no and you sleep with the fish.

But let’s not limit ourselves to death as the only consequence. If someone offers me a foot massage to kick my tomato pissing neighbor in the groin. Well, that’s one offer I can’t refuse. ( See, he pissed on my tomato from his side of the yard! What the…)

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Dutchess_III's avatar

For some one to volunteer to do the yard work.

Coloma's avatar

Cheesecake. I often joke I’d get in a car with a stranger if they flashed me a cheesecake. lol
Otherwise, I have overcome my animal addiction 100% in the last 10 years. No more “free” puppies, kittens,whatever.

No more chicks, goslings, no more horses, no more, no more. Yesterday I refused to even LOOK at the new chicks at my local feed store. Why chance a relapse? lol
NO! Run!

I’m too damn old to take care of a huge menagerie these days. 2 cats, 2 geese, good enough! haha

gailcalled's avatar

Someone who is willing to cut Milo’s nails.

CaptainHarley's avatar

@Coloma

And yet you use animals as your Fluther avatar. Hmmm!

Coloma's avatar

@CaptainHarley Yes, well, I just “use” the animals already around here for my fix, no more seeking new animal highs. hehe

Blackberry's avatar

Two women.

coastiegirl96's avatar

Lol. This cracks me up(: Off the top of my head, it would be going to a studio and recording. I love to sing. It’s my thing(: So that would be mine haha.

wundayatta's avatar

I could have more than one woman love me, and they’d never be jealous of each other.

Other than that, it seems like I could find a way to look in the mouth of any gift horse.

CaptainHarley's avatar

The only offer that I can think of which I could not refuse would be that my wife and children would always be protected. THAT I could not refuse! : )

Coloma's avatar

@CaptainHarley Damn, why are the the good men either married or long dead. lol

CaptainHarley's avatar

LOL @coastiegirl96 and @Coloma

@Coloma

Um… because they are willing to put themselves in harm’s way, and because there are women who appreciate the value of a man like that? : )

Coloma's avatar

@CaptainHarley Aaah, rare birds, either extinct or already in captivity in private collections. haha ;-)

Sunny2's avatar

All expenses paid travel to Turkey, Greece, Australia, Bali, or Morocco.

linguaphile's avatar

A fully-paid for doctorate program in my dream field. I’d float in that direction in a blissful fog.

CaptainHarley's avatar

ROFLMAO @Coloma

You have this inimitable way of putting things! : D

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