What's the most random act you could do on an elevator that would not get you arrested?

Blow yourself up. They can not arrest you if you succeed.

I make a point, whenever I’m riding with just one person, to make eye contact and wait until the doors are slicing closed. Then I ask “Have you ever seen Fatal Attraction?”.

Wait until the elevator is full. Softly say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here.” Then laugh maniacally.

Announce that you have commandeered the elevator and you’re demanding that it be flown to Cuba.

Turn to the mirror and start talking to it.
“I know that you are behind it, you pigs, looking at me, do you think I am stupid or something, that I have never seen Law & Order, where they use these two-way mirrors all the time?”

Walk out of a crowded elevator, turn and say: ‘No. I will not watch you have sex with a dog.’ Then turn and move on/

let one rip.

Dance

@reijinni You could get arrested for that

You could do what Alfred Hitchcock did

Sing the theme from the Titanic!! Then ask where the lifeboats are.

@6rant6 Oh, that one was good for a giggle! I love it when anchor people start laughing!

Scream “Where’s the bathroom?? Where’s the bathroom??”

Ask if there will be a meal served on this flight.
or
Just stand in the back with your nose in the corner,

Fart then blame it on the person standing immediately to your left.

@Dutchess_III Then you’ll like this

You could try selling the shoes you are wearing to the other travellers.

@6rant6 If I could would give you 10 ‘Great Answers’ for the Hitchcock story.

Sing.

@Hain_roo Yes! Thanks! I’m still giggling too!

Well, you could always do this.

Fart, as loud as possible.

Or just dance.

@blueberry_kid Been said. And we learned that farting will get you arrested”

@Dutchess_III Whoa! So I can go to jail for bringing some peace into my body?!

That’s jacked up. If I need to fart, I need to fart.

Oh well…I guess I’m stuck with dancing like Napoleon Dynamite.

Jumping is always fun and legal, or this.

Stand in the corner of the elevator, facing the corner.
Use a cell phone, and try to talk softly, but urgently to a doctor about this weird rash you have.
“Is it contagious. Is it flesh eating? My friend might have the same thing, but we haven’t touched. We just sat by each other at dinner a few nights ago…Really white and pussie…Ya, it smells a little… Yes, it seems to be spreading. Yesterday, it was on my forearm, and now my wife says I have a little on my left butt cheek.”

When I’m on an elevator I strike a random pose before the door opens, in case someone is standing outside of it, waiting for an elevator.

Also, my main goal in life is to one day do this:
Stand in the front of a crowded elevator, and once it starts moving turn around and say “So, you’re probably wondering why I asked you all to come here today…”

Give my 30-second elevator pitch.

Start yelling “We’re gonna crash! We’re going to die! It’s not my fault if we crash! Would you like some peanuts and a drink?”

“That’s a funny place to put a piano…”

The answer is still obvious: dance like Napoleon Dynamite in the Vote for Pedro scene!!!

You can always do the bit where you face into a a corner, cross your arms and put your hands on your neck and pretend you are making out with someone shorter than yourself.

Start painting a professional portrait of the people in the elevator.

@Keep_on_running
Not enough red paint in my tub.

@ragingloli Oh I see, you’re a serial killer.