Silly question #12 - If every residential place in our society is equipped with non-nuclear versatile missiles , what would make you launch what and at which target?

At my dog Maggie. She is still a puppy and weighes 80 pounds! She is eating me out of house and home.

I think who ever is the Republican candidate for president would look great with cooked spaghetti with lots of sauce dumped over his head. Can you aim spaghetti with any accuracy?

My neighbor’s house because of their loud music. I would launch giant jars of peanut butter.

I am making Rachel Ray…......a rich woman, buying her dogfood by the trunkloads.

With this in mind I would launch flower equipped missiles to every warmonger in the world.

I would launch black and gold confetti in the direction of the eastern part of my state.

Non-nuclear? Keep it, I have no need for it.

I would load my annoying sister in law in it and shoot her outside our zip code!! She can be someone else’s problem for awhile!

I would fire skeletons wrapped in electrical tape at art museums every Thursday in spring. Because Dada!

I have a friend with a civil war era Parrott rifled cannon, I will use that. It is more fun to shoot than a missile.

The neighbors cat.

It’s not that I dislike cats. It’s just that I like to garden and enjoy growing organic vegetables for personal consumption. I do not think it out of bounds to get annoyed enough to launch a missile at any creature that can’t seem to grasp the concept that I do not appreciate them shitting on my dinner.

@WestRiverrat Well, sure! What’s more fun than an explosion of green and yellow feathers? :)

I’d load a missile with a battalion of pillows, and aim it at myself.

This is a cute question, but I can’t for the life of me think of anything to write :)

I would aim the missile at Troglodytes With Subwoofers

I would like to fire actual surface-to-air missiles at the tourist and charter helicopters that take off and land nearby at a heliport that was built for infrequent police usage and for high-security VIP usage (e.g. POTUS).
They are LOUD and stink up the whole area with jet fuel exhaust.
Nobody will miss the stupid tourists spending 150$ for thirty minutes over the harbor, nor would there be much harm taking out choppers full of spoiled brats heading to the Hamptons in a chopper because they can’t stand sitting in traffic with regular people.

If every residence had such missiles I expect mine would have competition from those of thousands of neighbors.

Like @blueberry_kid, I would launch something non-lethal at the annoying noisy neighbor when he starts pounding on congas, maybe jars of peanut butter would gum up the drums.