If a goose is a geese shouldn't a moose be a meese?

I hate you meeses to pieces!

If plural mouse equals mice shouldn’t plural house equal hice?

If plural mouse equals mice shouldn’t plural louse equal lice?

It’s been a long time since I listened to HIce of the Holy by Led Zeppelin.

English, ain’t it wonderful?

Haha, well my goose and gander are not “geese”, they are Geezers!
Maybe Moose should be Moozers.” lol

Relevant and funny

Yes, and multiple fish should be feesh. =0)

nope ‘coz meece are lots of mouses!!!

If goose is geese, should juice be jeez?

Is one of my nieces a noose?

@rebbel Maybe juice should be Christians?

But jumbo shrimp is still jumbo shrimp ( hundreds of pounds ).

That’s what I’ve been sayin’.
But the English language is just messed up

m00se, I think

What do you call it when you have more than one mouse for a computer….? I was wondering about this the other day. There are a ton in the back at work and I want to put them all in one box and store them….but how do I convey this to my coworkers? “I’m putting all the computer mouses/mice/meeses in a box”?

I’d call them computer mice.

@Dutchess_III “Several pointing devices that function by detecting two-dimensional motion relative to their supporting surface.”
Or mys.

@tranquilsea .. “The mice are in the box….”