What are some of your favorite Fluther quotes?
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April 4th, 2012
I noticed that a lot of you have quotes from other Jellies on your profile. So, what’re some of your favorites, and who said them?
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From former member Vunessuh; Me and my foam forever yo. She was talking about this piece of foam she keeps in her car. It’s like her good luck charm she just can’t get rid of. I denno why, but that always stuck with me lol.
Cleaning on roller blades = Endlessly entertaining. Enigmatic but inspired!
@Pisces! I said that! :D:D:D
Good times. I miss you. And my room is messy. Maybe I should break out the roller blades?
This wasn’t a quote, but “Shut Up And Enjoy My Penis” cracked me up.
Whoa! And it looks all pretty, too.
One of my all time favourites from Fluther, and everywhere else, is a recent one.
Tastes like menstruation. by @Symbeline
I shall never forget that for as long as live. When I told my partner that the other day, we both lmao’d for awhile.
“Fuck kitchens.”
I say that in my head now, every time I’m doing dishes.
Pancakes!!!!!
though more of a meme, I cant help but think of fluther when I hear someone say it
“I’m one cranky bitch” scares me too.
^^ Asked this because I was reading his profile.
“Ash-Leigh! No sister of mine is banging any bitches, let alone many. That’s my thing, Man.” -LezboPirate.
“Sometimes you just have to verbally abuse someone.” -Blackberry.
”(Annoying homophobe and/or racist) has left the building”.
Here’s a longer one:
“I think you are massively, massively confused.
If I want to refute the veracity of a text, of course I am going to cite examples from that text to illustrate the points I am making. I am not stating that I ‘believe in’ these points; rather, I am using the quotes to buttress my arguments against their veracity.
If I had problems with a textbook, I would, of necessity, cite the incorrect statements in the textbook and then show just how they are false.
And, of course, the Bible is real, in the sense that it exists. This is not the subject of debate. it’s whether the Bible is accurate, consistent, etc. And, of course, Bible skeptics are going to point out areas where it’s inaccurate or inconsistent by using quotes from the Bible. How else do you expect them to do it?”
There’s so many. Off the top of my head, someone said to @bob “I thought you were going to audit me.” He says “That’s not what I meant when I said I needed to see your extraordinary items.”
Nice to know I am forever immortalized with my ball shaving comment.
Yep, somewhere on the internet that comment will float into eternity, long after I am too old and feeble to even care about ever enjoying a nicely shaved scrotum again. lololol
@CWOTUS Awww…look my kitty and your puppy make a cute couole. hahaha ;-)
When the question was “What’s your safe word?” Blondesjon answered: Knock it the fu$k off! That makes me laugh every time.
“Poodles are not skinny sheep.” bob_ :D
“August Motherfucking Lan” – filmfann
The “poodle” quip sounds like it was one of mine, although slightly mis-quoted.
”@CWOTUS is right” is my personal favorite.
@augustlan Haha, I loved that thread! Choreplay still calls me “WillWorkForMutherfuckinChocolate” and I giggle every single time.
@ucme You should’ve put © after it, clearly…
Maybe it was @ucme… It was a long time ago. Hah. Sorry. :)
This thread reminds me of some humor when an old friend and I first moved to the country years ago and were in process of setting up our little micro-farm scenes. I experienced my first rude awakening to living in the hills known, forever more, as “The great Mt. Aukum chicken massacre of 1995”. lol
Raccoons broke into the chicken yard one night and slaughtered my 15 hens and rooster and left one poor hen mangled, the sole survivor of the massacre. :-(
It was sheer carnage and I couldn’t believe my eyes when I went out to the hen house the next morning. I called my friend and said ” Dead, dead, they’re ALL dead!” lol
We joked about this for years! It is one of my favorite personal quotes. ;-)
@FutureMemory Haha…what was so funny is my friend thought I was talking about my FAMILY! I left that part out…lolol
Okay, @Tropical_Willie. I’ll give you that one. It’s rare, to be sure, but not unknown.
Some of my favorite quotes are ”@PhiNotPi Nice !!” by gasman, followed by ”I agree!” by LostInParadise, followed by “Thanks @PhiNotPi !” by mattbrowne. They said it in response to probably one of my favorite mathematical proofs that I have ever posted, proving the unbounded size of prime gaps, despite the infinitude of primes. You can find it here.
Oh, also this, by thorninmud:
Through this wasteland of spammers and trolls,
Our High-Priestess of Order patrols.
Thanks to skilled application
Of her dread flagellation,
We’re remarkably free of assholes.
“Now, make me a sandwich.” from @Bob_, who has left, sadly.
Yeah. Quite a while back. That sucks.
Once someone was frustrated during a political discussion that his point didn’t seem to be getting across. He didn’t know how to make what he was saying any clearer, and the two guys kept attacking each other. Finally he said, “I have no way of knowing if your mother is reading this to you.” For some reason that really cracked me up. Like something was getting lost in the translation because of that. Seemed to burn the other guy on a few levels.
I don’t know. I liked it. Still do now.
@SpatzieLover I seriously doubt bob_ left because someone was mean to him. He wasn’t immature like that. He knew how to stand up for himself and express his point of view like a normal adult.
Hopefully poor Bob didn’t eat his last sandwich. :-/
I’m sure that wherever he is, someone is still making delicious sandwiches for bob_.
I’ve been traumatized for life by Gailcalled’s warning against anal sex, some personal experiences should not be shared in detail.
This question had so many good quotes in it, fluther was fucking awesome back in the day…..
@cheebdragon:Yo u’ve got your priorities backwards. I hope to traumatize you much more by pointing out the use of both “fucking” and “awesome” in the same phrase is outdated and really banal, whereas anal sex is a much more interesting topic.
On the other hand, banal sex is nothing to talk about.
@CWOTUS: Oh, I don’t know. Even the most pedestrian sex with the most pedestrian pedestrian can be fun.
“Anal sex is a much more interesting topic.” -gailcalled.
Hahahaha.
How does one lubricate the fruit before baban’al sex?
^^ “baban’al”—> “banan’al.”
^^uncharacteristically insightful
“I can’t believe it’s not Buddah!” @ucme
” I don’t like thinking of what anyone might think while licking any ass, whether they’re man or cat or Stephen Harper.” By @Symbeline
I suspect that johnpowell could run some code to list the top lurve-generating responses of the year if he can be prevailed upon to do that and run the results. I know that I’d be interested to vote on that ballot.
“Nasty be flagged, funny be lurved.” -Zen
And I believe it was Gailcalled who said “I am on life support over this subject.” That made me laugh.
Did I? Do you know which subject I was referring to?
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