[nsfw] What are some real movie titles that sound like porn titles?

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
There Will Be Blood

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy.

Snatch

Freddie Got Fingered

The Naked Gun

xXx (Triple X)

Deep Impact

Blow

Iron man.

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure

The Bone Collector
Octopussy
Fun With Dick & Jane

Black Snake Moan

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Shaft

Napoleon Dynamite

Fun with Dick and Jane

Die Hard

it’s a snuff flick

Eating Raoul
Weekend with Bernie

In & Out

Ed Wood

Balls of Fury

Dirty Dancing

No Cuntry for Old Men

Pecker

The Pianist (it depends how you say it)

In the Heat of the Night

Milk
Stargate
Push

Sleeper

Enter The Dragon

Private Parts

The Midnight Meat Train

Big Daddy

Raging Bull (C’mon now people – I am disappointed no one mentioned that yet!)
In and Out
Dr. Strangelove
The Thing
The 400 Blows

Hot Fuzz

__Honey, I Blew Up the Kids__

Lady and the Tramp

The Italian Job

I think we’ve just mentioned every film that has been released in the last 50 years. ;P

Mary Poppins.

I Am Legend

Bend It Like Beckham

Big

Hot Rod

Stand and Deliver

Hancock
How to Train Your Dragon
What Women Want
Fast and Furious
Knocked Up
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

EDIT: oops wrong question

The Dirty Dozen

Titanic (3D)

The Fly

100 Girls

Indecent Proposal
Porky’s

Dirty Harry

ha, this is the most exhibitionist awards I’ve seen by a non-trolling question

The Passion of the Christ.

Easy Rider

Oh god, this is going to turn into one of those 700 answer threads…....

The Harder They Come

Yankee Doodle Dandy

@jonsblond . . . lol. non-trolling . . .

Coming Home

Bigger, Stronger, Faster

The Graduate

Herbie: Fully Loaded
Holes
Old Yeller woof woof!

Jeremiah Johnson

Grosse Point

Tell them Willie Boy is Here
Goldfinger
The Longest Yard

Some Like It Hot

__Privates on Parade__
__The Wood__
__Loving Feeling__
__The Great Upstanding Member__
__The Rack__
__Wet Gold__
__Daddy’s Little Girls__

Candy

Candyman

Sicko

Whip It

I feel sorry for the questions directly preceding and succeeding this one.

Good Boy!

The Pussy Diaries.

Moneyball

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
The Toy
The French Connection

The Golden Girls (not a movie I know but c’mon….)
Anaconda.
Easy Rider.
The Cable Guy.
The Naked Gun.
The Vagina Monologues.
Moby Dick.
Tender Trap.
Westward Ho!
James and the Giant Peach.

*batteries not included

@SuperMouse __Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?__ I thought __I__ was bent.

Big Night
My Dinner with Andre
Dinner with Friends
Bananas
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
The Shining

The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T
From Dusk Til Dawn
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Ravenous
The Hammer
The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys
Hard Candy
An Officer and a Gentleman

Finger Plays with Miss Lori

@thorny That pig in her lap looks pretty happy!

Dick

Driving Miss Daisy

Bedknobs and Broomsticks (not safe for the squeamish)

Spaceballs

Fire Down Below

Dirty Harry

The Fast and the Furious

Bend Her Ben Hur

Bend it like Bekham

Sin City

Goodfellas
Blazing Saddles
Charolett’‘s Web
The Muppets Take Manhatten

Pretty much anything Jack Nicholson has ever been in…

__Five Easy Pieces__
__As Good As It Gets__
__The Wild Ride__
__Mr. Lucky__ (TV but too good to omit)
__Backdoor to Hell__
__Head__
__The Rebel Rousers__
__Carnal Knowledge__
__Goin’ South__
__Man Trouble__
and of course, __A Few Good Men__

@6rant6 Did you forget “Easy Rider”

@janbb It was mentioned above.

True dat.

I could have added one of his writing credits, __Thunder Island__ but I read the synopsis on IMDB and apparently it was porn:

“__A central American woman hires an Amnerican hit man to assinate the former dictator…__”

@6rant6 don’t forget The Shining.

@SuperMouse That was one I got up there.

@janbb Ahh, I didn’t check past @6rant6 homage to Nicholson movies!

Yup – and I hadn’t checked before suggesting “Easy Rider” to him. :-)

Inside.
Bitch Slap.

Bang the Drum Slowly.
Great Expectations
Home Alone

Oh, hockey movies…
__Slapshot__
__The Love Guru__
__Les Boys__
__The Rocket__
__Waking Up Wally__
__Gross Misconduct__
__Score: The Hockey Musical__
__Chicks with Sticks__
__Winter Comes Early__
__Sticks and Stones__
__Canadian Bacon__

and for all you BDSMers…
__Power Play__

The Money Trap
Backdraft
Young Guns
Coming to America

@6rant6 You left off Miracle on Ice.

Winter’s Bone

@janbb Not related, but I LOVE that movie.

Beavis and Butthead Do America

All About My Mother.

Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

On Golden Pond, the sequel to Under Golden Showers.

The 400 Blows.

Poke my huntus

Home Alone? I bet there’s some gutter mind material to be attributed to that Good thing they didn’t make a number four, because by then he’d just masturbate all day.

Fast and Furious.

@Symbeline Oh crap. I was thinking of the female version of that, but I guess turnabout is fair play. LMAO.

12 Angry Men.

@Blackberry Dude. Therapy. Consider it.

The Terminator sounds kinky. ;)

No Top Gun yet?

Also no Heat…

Val Kilmer is pissed.

Hot Shotz.
Harry and the Henderson’s.
Grumpy old men.
When harry met sally.
Big.
Footloose.
The blind swordsman.
Commando.

@6rant6 There’s a niche for everything, lol.

Predator
Ironman
It Happened One Night
Cowboys and Aliens
Giant
Gladiator
all three Star Wars prequel ( Seriously they should be labeled as porn. Jar Jar is sooo hot. Those protruding eyes. They’re like miniature dicks. Here is proof. )

Ace In The Hole

Seven Days in May
My Night at Maude’s
A Night to Remember

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Iron Lady

Whoring Around the World in 80 Days

Love Actually

I think it’s easier to just list the three from this list that don’t sound like porn.

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Casablanca
Who Framed Roger Rabbit

I’m not checking to see if it’s been listed, so…

Alice in Wonderland

The Iron Giant

A man called horse
Free Willy
Dances with Wolves
Happy Feet

The Beaver

Color of Night
Unbreakable
The Lovely Bones
Into The Wild
Jennifer’s Body
Life Without Dick
Booty Call
Driving Miss Daisy
Under Seige
Easy Rider
Failure to Launch
The Midnight Meat Train
Unlawful Entry

Beauty And The Beast
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
The Rookie
Yours Mine And Ours
Big
The Odd Couple

There are a lot of movies with titles that are deliberately suggestive:
Streetcar Named Desire
Something About Mary
The Apartment
Under The Yum Yum Tree
It Happened One Night
Last Summer
Seven Year Itch

@LostInParadise The Rookie?

About to be deflowered