I’m not learned, although I have been accused of it. I think the idea is bullshit. We know what we know, and either we can explain why we know it, or it’s bullshit. If someone else accepts what I say, fine. If they are skeptical, fine. They should be skeptical. I want people to be skeptical of me. In fact, you’re an idiot if you are not skeptical of me.
Be warned. I will mess with you. I might be telling the truth and I might be messing with you. Don’t take anything I say on faith. Well, you can, but that would make you into an idiot. I don’t care if you want to be an idiot.
So sometimes I am serious and sometimes I am messing with you. I’m not going to tell you which it is. You have to figure it out. Don’t worry. You’re not being picked on. It’s the same for everyone else in my life, including my kids. They are being raised to be skeptical. They should always verify everything I say.
As to shit I look up on the internet? I don’t believe it, unless it makes sense or unless I verify it. But just because I verified it doesn’t mean that you don’t need to verify it. You need to verify it, too or else you’re an idiot.
So honestly, I really don’t give a shit whether you think I looked something up on the internet or not. If you can’t be bothered to ask, then I may or may not tell you. But normally I am scrupulously honest about how I gather information. Often, I can not remember where I got it from and then it’s up to you to decide whether you want to trust that I am accurately passing on some piece of information I may or may not remember correctly. Mostly, you should assume I’ve got it wrong, unless you have verifying information. If you believe me just because I say you, yes, you’re an idiot.
So tell me, @lloydbird. Are you an idiot? Did I get this from the internet? Did I make it up? Am I telling the truth? I’ll tell you this for free. If you take this as truth, without verifying it, you’re an idiot. Don’t they teach you that in school? Or are they idiots, too? Look it up.
Oh yeah. Under the orange tree.