(NSFW) Do you have a talent, skill, or technique in bed that you are particularly proud of?

I give good head. ;)

Me too! So I’m told.

I’m very good at receiving good head. But I’m always willing to practice some more.

@Adirondackwannabe We’re a trio made in heaven!

When I wake up in the morning with an erection, as often is the case, I open the bedroom window & a couple of birds perch on my throbbing member. I then proceed to sing the classic disney hit…..“mister bluebird on my boner”
Now if that’s not talent then I don’t know what is.

I’m notorious for making girls squirt who had never done it before or thought they couldn’t. I know exactly what to do.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I can do that to myself. :p

Actually, I scored a lot of brownie points when, with one woman I was sleeping with, I made the bed the next morning. That was a big hit – and in some ways, made more of an impression than what we had done the night before.

I can make my blankets puff up.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard where did you say you live?

@augustlan but a lot of women can’t, or at least they don’t think they can or have never tried or had someone else earnestly try to make them do it. I’ve spent a lot of time studying biofeedback and stuff like that to know how to reliably do it to people who otherwise have little to no experience with it.

@FluffyChicken, up yonder in the mountains.

my blow jobs are also well known. I played clarinet, you know.
and i’m a scorpio.

So scorpio’s give good head do they? I don’t recall seing that in my astrology book.

I was told that I also have a very sexy moaning voice. (though sometimes I make funny sounds.)

Yes, a couple of things. My secrets (and my lovers).

No human or feline female has ever been able to withstand my incredibly powerful tentacle rape attack.

Oral.

I’m a trumpet player. If you’ve ever slept with a trumpet player, you know.

I can squirt bucket loads.
Although, I’m not sure if that’s a good thing, as it always makes the bed rather soggy :/

I can snore “Pigs On The Wing” by Pink Floyd.

I can make them squirt, repeatedly, and often, about every 30 seconds.

I have also given women such a strong climax they pass out.

This is dirty. :)

@MilkyWay, and that’s why God made towels. :-)

and bathroom floors.

1. Oral talents

2. More flexible than most people

@MilkyWay “soggy” bed mmmm!!! :) :)

@MilkyWay Get a latex sheet. There’s nothing sexier than sliding around on a latex sheet after it’s been “baptized”.

[Really NSFW] In fact, I love licking pussy so much a latex sheet is a necessity. Otherwise, I’m likely to anoint the cotton sheets and that makes for a sticky mess. My favorite is to lick her clit till she’s had enough. I’ll deliberately hold still so I only drip precum on the latex sheet, getting it incredibly slippery where my cock is. Then she rolls over and I worship her pretty rear till I can dig my tongue deep into her and that’s when I cum, awash in the feeling, smell and taste of her well worshiped pussy and ass. That is 7th heaven for me.

And I am told it is for her too.

I tell women I am about to cum, usually when I have no intention to.

They start to have an orgasm. Then I say don’t stop, I am about to cum.

You can keep a female orgasm going pretty much indefinitely with this technique.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought GA. That’s something I’ve got to try. But don’t they catch on sooner or later, or is it just so good for them they don’t want to know?

@ETpro when you start to see them orgasming like that, usually you end up following suite.

It is such a turn on to watch them go on and on, I have never ended up timing it. :)

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought Understood. And my resolve to try that just doubled.

Cold shower, anyone?

@augustlan how you doing?

<bats eyelashes>

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Wow!

Zero refraction time.

Lightlyseared Now that is a skill! But staying power is eve nicer than no refractory time

@Earthgirl you’re making all sorts of assumptions there sweetie.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Good point haha.
@ETpro Dude, descriptive much? Lol! ;)

Children are allowed on this site

@MollyMcGuire Children go all over the internet, allowed or not. This is exceedingly tame compared to the other stuff out there. If you have managed to stay away from porn, please let me know how you do it. That is a serious trick, indeed.

Lightlyseared Where, oh where did I go wrong?! I don’t feel like I made any assumptions at all….except maybe, that you are a male?

@MilkyWay Guilty as charged. Punish me. :-)

@wundayatta I never see porn and I’m on the internet a lot. Your answer has nothing to do with my statement. This particular site which seems to try to be kum bah yah gushy sweet does not mind talking this kind of trash in front of children. I say shame on the site for allowing it. They don’t mind censoring actual valid statements regarding posts but allow this crap. It appears the moderators even take part in it.

@MollyMcGuire My actual children are members here. They know about sex, for goodness sake.

@MollyMcGuire if you don’t like the website don’t use it.

@ETpro I’d love to, but it’‘ll have to wait till this evening. ;)

Is that your special talent @MilkyWay?

… ;)

@FluffyChicken Nah, I much prefer being punished :P
But @ETpro needs to be taught a lesson, after all, he did ask for it…

I have a little experience in that field as well… Maybe I should tie you BOTH up and spank you.

Oooh, please do lol! ;)

@FluffyChicken & @MilkyWay Now we’re getting somewhere. Somewhere pretty tawdry, but nonetheless somewhere.

@MollyMcGuire that’s what the “NSFW” is for. We know what’s going to be in the thread. But honestly, we know about sex. Most of us are probably having it.

@AshLeigh NSFW mean don’t open it up at work. It’s not necessarily a question about sex and it had nothing to do with children. You’ll find in life the people who get such a kick of publicly talking about sex are people who aren’t having it.

@MollyMcGuire perhaps you run in drastcally different social circles than I do, but I have found that those who are able to talk about sex comfortably are those who have enjoyed enough of it to know that it’s not bad or evil or something to be ashamed of. Perhaps if discussions about sex bother you, you shouldn’t click on the ones labelled “NSFW,” which really means “warning; sexy stuff inside!” despite what the acronym literally stands for.

@MollyMcGuire NSFW means not safe for work because the link contains porn and you will get fired if you get caught buts NSFWBTLCPAYWGIYC is a bitch to type.

@MollyMcGuire I know what it means. But if it’s not suitable for work, it’s most likely not suitable for children either. We know.