What was the most awkward experience you had while working in retail (or any other minimum wage job)?

This happened to me today: I work at Joann’s Fabric store, and a guy came up to me at the cutting counter and asked if we sold any kind of fabric “that looks like a vagina.” After my initial response of “ummmm,” he then said, “oh nevermind, I should have asked the men who work here.”

I have so many stories, but I was wondering how crazy and/or awkward your experiences were. Mainly for laughs, but also so I don’t feel like I’m working in such an effed-up store.