Taking your turn at chauffeuring the kids on dates, what priceless one-liners have you heard coming from the back seat?

They’re old enough to start dating but not old enough to drive.

For a little while they have to suffer the indignity of being carted around by parents. Somehow they have to seem cool even when Mom or Dad is behind the wheel just a couple of feet away.

So we pretend to be deaf. And we mustn’t laugh even if we think we’ll burst.

While your offspring practiced the social graces and the rudiments of romance in the back seat, what gems has your unintentional but unavoidable eavesdropping brought you?