What cartoon characters have medical conditions?
I suspect many well known cartoon characters have hidden physical or mental heath conditions. Can you give us your theories on some of these, and what you would prescribe?
For example, I suspect Popeye suffers from Bursitis, and needs an anti-inflammatory. I mean, just look at those elbows!
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Elmer Fudd had post nasal drip.
Donald Duck has flat feet.
Yosemite Sam has anger and control issues. Probably some time in therapy would be well spent, and some zanex.
They all have severe deformities.
Many of the girls in anime have lower back problems.
Wile E. Coyote certainly suffers from narcissistic personality disorder and has delusions of grandeur.
Olive Oyl is anorexic. Andy Capp was an alcoholic.
Wimpy has an eating disorder.
Sylvester the cat spit when talked.
Pepe Le Pew might be a sex addict. He definitely needed to learn to keep his hands to himself.
Fred Flinstone needed some over eaters anonymous help.
The obvious one is the seven dwarfs….
Eeyore is clearly depressed, Tigger may have ADHD.
Charlie Brown seems to have avoidant personality disorder.
Mickey Mouse suffers from myballsneverdroppeditis judging by the annoyingly high pitch tone of his voice.
Batman is insane, Spiderman is insane, Superman is insane, Captain Colonies is insane and so are all the other superheroes in colourful skin tight full body outfits.
^ Those guys suffer from megalomania. And maybe exhibitionism (i.e., the tights).
Pluto suffers from devolution disorder.
He used to be a bipedal canine like his brother Goofy, but then some rabid creationists shot him with a bullet made from the radioactive element atavisticium, and the poor guy reverted to a quadrupedal barker.
Bugs Bunny has a severe overbite and needs braces on his teeth.
Mr. McGoo’s eye problems are well known. He needs a new glasses prescription.
This isn’t medical, but Mickey Mouse is leaving Minnie Mouse. She was fucking Goofy.
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Super-sized ADHD!!!
Lil Abner was on steroids.
Daisy Mae was callipygous.
Lucy is a sadist; Charlie Brown is a machocist; Schroeder is high-function autistic.
Garfield is morbidly obese.
Cathy has body dysmorphic disorder.
Felix the Cat has Graves’ Disease or is at least hyperthyroid.
Scrooge McDuck was money crazy or moneymania.
Almost all of them suffer from a form of obsessive compulsive disorder.
Homer Simpson has jaundice.
^^True. And Marge has an eternally long bad hair day.
The Roadrunner is addicted to speed (the bird-seed is laced with it).
Popeye’s nemesis Bluto has gigantism.
There is a virtual cornucopia of cartoon characters with speech impediments, Popeye, Mushmouth (Fat Albert), Sylvester the Cat (thanks @chyna). Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig (thanks @marinelife), Road Runner (all he ever says in meep, meep), Donald Duck, Goofy. Cartoon characters are a speech language pathologist’s dream!
Oh this is a GREAT question!
Cinderella suffers from delusions of grandeur. It never happened! Sorry to bust your bubble, kids.
I suspect Daffy Duck suffers from a bipolar disorder.
Fred Flintstone abuses Viagra.
When I was little, my favorites were Animal, Dopey and Tinkerbell- they didn’t talk, so I decided they were deaf, like me!
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