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DEATH MATCH!! What kind of competition do you choose?

Asked by Nimis (13260points) May 15th, 2012

Aliens have captured the Earth. For entertainment, they have decided to pit puny human against puny human. To keep things interesting, the winner of the coin toss gets to pick what they compete in.

- Competition cannot be based on personal knowledge.
(eg. Name All of Player One’s Ex-Girlfriends)

- Players will not be able to assess their opponent before choosing.
(eg. Speak English against a foreign opponent)
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What random skill(s) do you have?
What game do you choose?
What gives you the best odds?
What gives you the worst odds?
What spells out certain death for you?
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Paul's avatar

Random skill – I can wiggle my ears so much my glasses fall off (what a useless skill).
Game – First puny human to retrieve an acorn, process it through their digestive system and excrete it (these aliens are sick).
Best odds – Basic/intermediate knowledge of woodland.
Worst odds – Slow digestive system.
Certain death – Anything involving throwing or upper body strength of any kind.

ragingloli's avatar

Ha! I am not competing. I am the invader.

MilkyWay's avatar

Random skill—I can wriggle my ears/ arch my eyebrows.
Game—Anything that involves using a pen.
Best odds—Good vocab/spelling.
Worst odds—Can’t understand Shakespearean English
Certain death—Not being given enough chocolate to keep me going.

Berserker's avatar

Mortal Kombat. Bring it.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

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Cruiser's avatar

What random skill(s) do you have? Rub my tummy and pat my head at the same time.
What game do you choose? Thumb wrestling
What gives you the best odds? Yodeling during the match.
What gives you the worst odds? Wrestling right after lunch
What spells out certain death for you? The smell of meatloaf.

augustlan's avatar

What random skill(s) do you have? I can pick up just about anything with my toes. Not that it helps.
What game do you choose? Spelling bee.
What gives you the best odds? Enough sleep.
What gives you the worst odds? Having to compete after being woken up suddenly.
What spells out certain death for you? Having to compete against @Jeruba.

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