(NSFW) What do you think this means?
I dreamed all night long that I was having wild, dirty sex with Stellan Skarsgard. Numerous sexual “tools” were used, and I was willing to do anything he asked.
Does this mean I really want to have raunchy sex with the Swede?
Am I just generally randy?
Is it a prophecy that I am soon to be trampled by stampeding rhinos whilst in the supermarket?
I need humor today. Go nuts. :D
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The answer to all of those is a resounding “yes”! You slag you :P
Are you Stellan Skarsgard?
No? Oh ok. Yeah, you’re randy baby.
Do you want only nice people to answer this?
I think this dream represents how you really feel about chocolate and you relate it to Stellan Skarsgard. The tools represent chocolate bars and that represents you charging to the grocery store, fighting other shoppers for the sale on chocolate.
I think that the dream means that you should name your cactus ‘Stellan Skarsgard’.
You are just naturally randy, and recently saw the Avengers. I imagine you had dreams about all the actors in the movie last night, and just dreamed of him as you were waking up.
Oh that’s right, Stellan is in the Avengers. I had forgotten that.
Yes, Chyna, I only want the nice people to answer. And I can’t believe your explanation; WTH were you thinking? I take my shovel to the store- there is no fighting…
I’m waiting for you… in my dreams, too.
Who is that? I need pictures.
@WillWorkForChocolate How about you take him while I take care of his wife, Megan ? Deal?
Call me so we can set up a date and time. I’ll put the batteries in the charger now.
I would say… ... You are in very good company. ;o)
This reminds me of a crazy dream I had two nights ago about Johnny Depp yeah, I know… and he was kissing my neck, but to uh… go any further I had to answer correctly at least one of three multiple choice questions, each on separate pieces of paper.
I remember not getting any right and waking up :/ That dream was very vivid, there was so much other fun stuff going on too. God I love dreams, why can’t they be reality already?
Couldn’t you come up with someone with a better name to call out during the sex? Best I could come up with was “Give it to me Skarsy”
Why do I almost never dream about real people? I certainly never dream about famous people. Also, I haven’t had a sex dream in years.
@WillWorkForChocolate I have no idea who Stellar Starguard is. Sounds like a science fiction hungk. But I can assure you that if it is hot sex you want, where your toes turn prehensile and you find yourself speaking in tongues, and the neighbors call the cops, then there’s only one jelly that’ll do you right. Not that you’d have him. And even if you would, he’s taken.
You’re randy in general and comfortable with it so maybe your dreams are trying to exercise you to find a point where you’d feel challenged and excited.
Bilbo dreamed of Arwen…
3—-...
That’s the fella out of Ronin, it’s obvious therefore you want to be banged like a shithouse door in a hurricane by a swedish spectacle wearing bad boy.
You may also fancy this sexy fucker, he cooks a great dinner too ;¬}
It means it’s been too long since you let your fingers do the walking thorough the pink pages.
To bad I can’t be there. I’m pretty sure together we could lick this problem. :-)
Whaaaaat? You don’t like Mr. Skarsgard?
Well, to each their own. I don’t think he’s “hot” by any means, but I don’t find him unattractive either.
I’m really upset that I shared this question with @Satan, and he hasn’t seen fit to answer.
^The best Randy on Fluther.
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