@FutureMemory Then you are definitely not an animal. You should join the growing cult.
@rebbel Your girlfriend is probably right. But we could have a category for that too. All Jellies ought to be in one or the other.
@syz “The river seeks its own level, Grasshopper.”
@Symbeline You launched this “I am not an animal” thing, and you aren’t a card-carrying member yet? Now you disclose that you are a Xenomorph. They were definitely animals, all right. So you’ve picked your camp. Now it’s up to one of the animals that’s intelligent enough to follow written directions to establish the Topic and recruit your fellow members of the animal kingdom that are here on Fluther. Since Xenomorphs are highly intelligent, looks like that duty falls to you.
@eiram Oh no! Philosophy again. Who says we are not just emergent phenomena flowing out of 100 trillion neural connections which include a vast array of self-teaching neural networks and self-programming inference engines?
@Dr_Lawrence Indeed., Why you humans have only been on Earth for what, 4 million years if you count Lucy human. We slime molds have been around since not long after life evolved on this planet. And we are not stupid. Have Humans who hold themselves so superior ever bothered to talk to us? Have you asked in our language what we think about? I sure didn’t get that memo. :-)
@Blondesjon Way to go. And I think that qualifies you for the “I am not an animal” topic.
@King_Pariah I’m not really clear on whether the C’tan are Gods, animal or what? I know the Necrons are bots. But what about you. Which topic suits the C’tan. Oh, and good luck pulling yourself together after what the Necrontyr did to you.
@wundayatta Ha! You are a non-animal after my own non-animal heart, or soul, or sole. Nice self portrait in the Avatar, BTW. :-)
@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I know that feeling well.
@SuperMouse And those differ how?
@Symbeline Consider this.
@Sunny2 Wow! I am completely cowed by that answer. You animal!
@filmfann That’s a real surprise!
@Bellatrix You truly are. :-)
@ucme Foot, hand or slime-mold band.