Want to play "I would make a terrible _____________"?

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Politician.

Teacher.

I love my children and I like their friends, but all other children give me a headache. (Except cute babies. I love cute babies.)

You gotta give reasons! I forgot to mention that.

Just one thing? I think I would make a terrible many things.

I can name a bunch too, but you have to keep it to just one thing. The absolute worst thing you could be.

A Follower of instructions no explanation needed

loll!

“I would make a terribel wirter.”

Dictator. You know how @hungryguy likes to say, “put em into a giant slingshot and hurl them into the sun”? Well, I’d find a way to make it happen.

Tech Support Person, First, I am not technically inclined and second I do not suffer idiots gladly.

Accountant. I make a mess of numbers.

Poet. I can appreciate good poetry, but it’s just not something I can imagine coming out of my brain.

Lover. For some reason I eventually get sick of being in love, happy, etc.

A Gynecologist. I could never give other women breast exams and look ups without 1) being inebriated 2) being totally grossed out and making it known or 3)laughing my ass off, none of which would be good etiquette and generally bad for business.

Phlebotomist. Forensic blood spatter analyst. Vampire.

I would make a terrible teacher. I can not be around OPKs (other people’s kids) for very long.

Person. Good thing I’m not one.

Day care provider. I always said it was hard enough not to kill my own kids, and I love them. ;)

….bonfire in an igloo.

I couldn’t be a daycare worker because the energy needed on a consistent basis. I could go in and do it on days I felt I had the energy and probably have LOADS of fun, but not consistently, day in, day out.

I couldn’t work in a job where I had to wipe shit and vomit and icky stuff off old people. I admire people who can do that sort of work, but I didn’t inherit that gene in my family. (I have a sister who is an RN and a sister who works as a scope technician primarily in a colonoscopy department. Grosses me out to think what they have to do every day.)

I couldn’t work as a social worker and listen to kids complain about their parents and vice versa. I am sure I would end up cuffing those people upside the head and tell them to STFU and get their priorities straight. Not very good at suffering fools. As for the real horrible, hard cases of abuse and the like, I would just break down and turn to goo, I think. I would get too sad and too depressed if I heard about and saw that every day and just cry all the time.

And basically, I never became a high school teacher because of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T8ovblvQM0

Flight attendant, because even though I think I would make a good one, and wanted to be one when I was a child, I have a horrible phobia with heights and flying.

Butcher, well because I’m a vegetarian.

Tech support person, because most technology baffles me. It took 3 jellies to explain to me how to link something so it looked like Mark Harmon instead of a bunch of hen scratchings.

Babysitter. Ooooooh the horror and the germs and the stickiness and the whining!!!!!!!!!!!!

Politician. I can’t lie for shit.