[NSFW] Weekender question. How do you feel about salad tossing?

I have recieved it, and it felt really great. He seemed to enjoy it. I didn’t ask for it, he caught me by surprise. I wouldn’t ask anyone to if knew they were averse to it. It did in fact make me feel accepted as clean. I wondered about reciprocating but didn’t. There was plenty of non-analingus reciprocity that night anyway.

It is nice, sure, but cleaning the utensils afterwards is such a bitch.

You use utensils!? Maybe my definition of salad tossing is different than yours.

I’ve never been an Ass licker.

Better to try this with a Waldorf, then she can lick your nuts too.

It always better for her to know its happening first. I hate the clench.

My boyfriend does it to me every so often but it’s always completely his choice. I have never once asked him to do it and the first time I was a bit shocked (and a little uncomfortable if I’m honest). It’s not really my favourite thing but I like the fact that my boyfriend seems to enjoy it and that there are no no-go areas for us when it comes to each others bodies.

Are my cats masturbating?

I don’t enjoy it all that much. I do enjoy anal play with fingers and my beads, but not the mouth.

Ass to mouth is verboten

Isn’t the ass supposed to be pretty clean? Aren’t there supposed to be a lot of nerve endings there?

I’ve had it done to me in the past and enjoyed it, But it is weird when you think about hygiene. Sometimes, too much thinking gets in the way of enjoying it. If you’re going to do it, I would recommend that you suspend your higher intellect, and just do it and enjoy it.

@FluffyChicken Thanks. So they are right. It tastes like chicken.

@rebbel If your methods include a fork, I don’t suppose you find a lot of takers.

@FluffyChicken Indeed.

@Only138 To each his own.

@ucme Ha! You’re nuts, all right. My take on it is no salad dressings or mayo. Her natural scent is what drives me wild.

@woodcutter You got that right. Smothering gets old REAL quick.

@Leanne1986 That idea of total acceptance is a great part of the turn-on to me too.

@ratboy You know what they say about dogs and cats. Q: Why do they lick their asses? A: Because they can.

@WillWorkForChocolate That’s interesting. The mouth and tongue are far more sensual than fingers and beads. Is it the thought of what’s happening that’s off-putting to you?

@filmfann Why would that be?

@wundayatta The ass is actually cleaner than the human mouth. Unless someone is ill, the bacteria that flourish in it are beneficial bugs. It’s funny that we kiss and french with abandon, but shrink in fear at touching a cleaner orifice.

When I do it to someone I’m hot for, I don’t even have to trh to suspend higher thought. It’s automatic.

@ETpro I just don’t want his mouth there. He puts that same mouth on my “lady bits”, and I don’t want any accidental transfer of fecal particles. I also think it’s because instead of having the rectum lapped with the tongue, I prefer for it to be gently penetrated.

@WillWorkForChocolate That’s a legitimate issue. Anilingus should either be the last activity, done to ease down in the afterglow, or he needs to wash out the mouth. There are bugs that are friendly in the lower GI tract but not in a vagina. They won’t do any serious harm, but it’s embarrassing to have to go to the doctor to get the infection fixed. Of course, women often infect themselves by wiping in the wrong direction, so the doc won’t really know how it happened. But there’s no reason to even let it happen.

I will add this. Long ago, before I met my SO and married, I dated this girl who had the most incredible ass mankind has ever seen. She was utterly gorgeous and a true sex addict. She could go all night long. And she loved having her big ass licked just as much as she loved getting her clit licked. She insisted on alternating between vaginal and anal penetration and licking—yep, sloppy seconds. I tried to warn her of the risk, but she said “Poppycock, I’ve done it for years.” She must have had a hell of an immune system, because she was right. She never got any infections.

It feels really, really nice, but I can’t bring myself to reciprocate.

@linguaphile Do what feels right to you. But pay the consequences. :-)

@ETpro As of right now, I have no worries about that—I’m recently and happily single and… eeeh. I think I’ll enjoy (sincerely) the drought for now!

@linguaphile I can appreciate that sentiment. If I found myself i your situations, I think I would do exactly as you plan to do.

How did it get to called that anyway? I don’t get the produce connection. Maybe corn.

It’s a jailhouse term. The big burly prisoners establish their dominance over their “girls” by making them lick their ass, often with salad dressing or mayonnaise applied.

My girl went to town on me the other night and it was awesome. And I will toss her salad whenever she would like. She won’t let me penetrate her though, which is pretty annoying, seeing how she has done anal before, and knows that I haven’t but want to. She says my head is too big, but I say I will make sure she is adequately lubed and will take it slow.

My ex had also done anal before, but wouldn’t let me. When we first started dating she loved to have my fingers and tongue all over her ass, and she reciprocated. She offered anal once but it was a weird night and didn’t feel right, so I turned down her offer. After that, it was a definite no.

@captainsmooth Lots of guys spoil women forever to anal penetration because in their excitement they just ram it in like they do when they enter a pussy. There are not one but two separate sphincters in there and you have to slowly expand each. Forcing either one rapidly open hurts like getting a new asshole torn into you..