Did my lunch salad contribute to the downfall of Europe?

So it was you.

Nah, you’re clear.

No amount of soap can clean the blood from your hands.
You truly are history’s greatest monster.

Let’s hope so.

So it was you!!

Was you? Soit.

Unless you were making seizure salad you should be fine.

The good old US of A is a melting pot, hadn’t you heard? We believe in mixing cultures, unexpected as the results may be. Particularly, food-wise.

I think Greece and Italy have more pressing issues than your salad.

Did my television choice contribute to the downfall of America?

I watched a documentary about greenhouse gases and rising sea levels today. During a commercial I switched channels and sprinkled some gas guzzler commercials into the program. I watched a Hummer (from General Motors in case you are interested) having to refuel, its driver explaining about the global warming hoax to his wife.

Have I just started an intra-American war?