Need a name for a sham-wow knockoff.

Wham-Show

sham-bolic attempt at cleaning a designated crime scene…...wow.

Hate to tell you, but it’s already been done

Phlebotowels
Trace-Be-Gone
Clue eradicator
Trace Eraser

The Blood Sucker Upper

Actually I think just sham is quite appropriate.

@bookish1 That’s not a very good one, just a dub. I’m photoshopping pictures with blood smears and some other stuff. I guess wham-show could work, but I’d like it to relate a bit more to the whole murder vibe.

Scam wow.

Which serial killer generated the most blood loss in his/her victims? Jack the Ripper might be one, and his moniker is well known. Plus, he was never caught. How about some sort of word play on that?

@Pied_Pfeffer Not bad, hmmm

Some simple variations:
– sham-pow
– sam-wow
– shaow-wam

Similar products
– Zorb-eez
– Zorb-wow
– Sham-eez
– EZ Sham
– Reusable paper towel
– Handheld dryer

Complicated names
– Portable dehydrator
– Dihydrogen Monoxide Removal Device
– Dihydrogen Monoxide Decontamination Device
– High-density nano-fiber capillary-powered water-suctioning fabric (backed by science)

Reliable products ~
– Mystery fabric
– Questionable yellow cloth

Suspicious behavior
– Blood-be-gone
– Clean Crime
– Corpse Clean

Other
– NoH2O
– Dehydration

Wouldn’t it be simply: Sham Sham Wow?

Whatta sham!
Charlie mansham

Son of Sham

Whammy Shammy

I was just going to answer “Son of Sam Wow”, but I see my daughter has beaten me to it.

@PhiNotPi I haven’t come up with my own yet, but so far, I am really partial to “Blood-Be-Gone.” LOL

I think charlie mansham is the best one. I didn’t bother to name it, but it got a good reception.

Here it is.

Posted a kijiji ad just for the hell of it XD