The marry boff kill game...?

marry Ygritte
boff Cersei
kill Joffrey

Marry: Danny Glover (I don’t even know what’s going on with that one so don’t bother asking)

Boff: Johnny Depp, of course.

Kill: So hard to choose, there are so, so many, but I’m going to have to choose, so it’s a tie between two SNL alums: David Spade and/or Dennis Miller.

No, no, no… y’all are supposed to choose from the list of another person.

Bill Clinton: kill
Hillary Clinton: boff
Oprah: marry

Now, I’ll assign three for someone else to choose from:

Katniss Everdeen
Peeta Mellark
Effie Trinket

Effie Trinket-Katniss Everdeen

Boff both, preferably together, eventually marry Katniss

Kill Peeta. He annoys me.

Xena
Gabrielle
Calypso

Xena: marry
Gabrielle: kill
Calypso: boff

Now then… how about:

George Washington
Abraham Lincoln
Ronald Reagan

you can’t play with presidents the secret service will get us.

@WillWorkForChocolate LOL. Sorry! I don’t get out much. I guess I didn’t know how to play. Plus I don’t know who the hell any of these people are, that people are mentioning. Again, I don’t get out much. Maybe it’s not the game for me. Oh well.

Marry Washington
Boff Reagan
Kill Lincoln (the other two choices are… well, getting it on with my great great great great etc. grand uncle is not very appealing)

Adolf Hitler
Saddam Hussien
Josef Stalin

Adolf Hitler- just kill
Saddam Hussien- marry then kill
Josef Stalin- boff then kill

Severus Snape
Dumbledore
Voldemort

Napoleon
Byron
The Yeti

@ZEPHYRA You’re supposed to choose from my list before you assign another list!

Snape- boff
Dumbledore- marry
Voldemort- kill

Napoleon- boff
Byron-marry
Yeti- kill

Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Maya Rudolph

Tina Fey – marry
Amy Poehler – boff
Maya Rudolph – kill

Woody
Buzz
Ken

Woody- marry
Buzz- boff
Ken- kill I can’t friggin stand Ken! Vain bastard!

Michelle Obama
Sarah Palin
Janet Reno

Michelle Obama- Marry
Janet Reno- Attempt to kill, with garlic and cross
Sarah Palin- Boff angry, with spankin’, and probably way better than she has had up till now

Moe
Larry
Curly

Eewww. Sorry, kill em all.

Cameron Diaz
Sandra Bullock
Scarlett Johannson

Scarlett Johannson – Marry
Cameron Diaz – Kill
Sandra Bullock- Boff. It is always the nice girls who get freaky when they know it is short term.

Thor
Captain America
Iron Man

ohmigod! <squeak>

Thor-boffboffboffboffboffboffboff
Captain America- marryboffboffboffboffboff
Iron Man- boffboffboffboffboffboffboff

Kill…ummm… some random person

Lancelot
Galahad
Gawain

Can we just kill everyone and get it over and done with? It’s too difficult!

LOL!

Now I’m wondering which is more awkward, the implication that everyone should have someone they want to kill, or the implication that you can’t marry and shag the same person.~
Actually, if you don’t want to kill anyone, can we just give them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica for their birthday, or something?

I’m not very interested in marrying or murdering any of the knights of the round table, and I don’t know ‘em well enough to decide if I’d want to shag any.
I can’t follow the rules for sheet, can I.

Up next, in the category of BBC series: John Watson, Jack Harkness and Rose Tyler.