@jerv
My theory is the the creation stories in Genesis are actually outlines/schedules for God’s 8th grade science fair project: Creating a World.
When God confessed to his mom that his project was due in a week and he hadn’t done any work on it at all and he just didn’t see how he could possibly get it all done in time, kind of like Annie Lamott’s description of her brother’s dilemma in her book Bird by Bird
”Thirty years ago my older brother, who was ten years old at the time, was trying to get a report on birds written that he’d had three months to write. [It] was due the next day. We were out at our family cabin in Bolinas, and he was at the kitchen table close to tears, surrounded by binder paper and pencils and unopened books on birds, immobilized by the hugeness of the task ahead. Then my father sat down beside him, put his arm around my brother’s shoulder, and said. ‘Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.”
God’s mom was pissed, but she was determined to help Him get his science fair project done on time so she sat down with Him and outlined a very tight schedule of exactly what he was going to accomplish on each day. She left the seventh day as kind of a buffer, in case He didn’t quite get it all done in six days’ but if he did, he could chill out on the seventh day. And He did get it all done in six days, so on the seventh day, He rested.
:-)
Actually, I’ve been writing a fictional “Interview With God” over the years, that I occasionally work on when I get frustrated with certain types of Christians and certain fundamentalist Christian thinking. That is what the above little bit is from.
And the Vatican and Galileo and all that business happened a very, very long time ago. I don’t know too many religious people who spend much time or energy being actively sorry about and worrying about something that happened 400 years ago. People are concerned about what is happening now and it isn’t the Vatican or the Catholic Church that is lobbying to have Creationism taught alongside evolution in America’s public schools. The Catholic Church’s position on evolution is pretty solidly with the science, evolution is taught in Catholic Schools and there is no movement afoot for them to do otherwise. Whatever problems I might have with the Catholic Church, bringing up things that happened 1700 or 400 years ago isn’t, I don’t think, relevant or useful when it comes to discussing or combating the assaults against science happening in the U.S., today, right now.