Where do all the missing pens go?

Same place as all the missing socks.

They’re all at my place.

I have no shortage of pens. I have pens from places where I’ve never been before. I have pens from places I’ve never heard of. I have pens from countries where I’ve never entered. I have pens from companies that I never knew existed.

I think they made their way to me as well. I have never bought a pen in my life, yet there are tons of them in my room, truck, and in my backpack. They just somehow gravitate my way. And its not like i go around stealing pens either, i really have no clue where half of them came from.

Remember when people had really nice pens, like watches? I don’t.

I have all your pens that gave up the ghost. I must have a gross of them sitting in coffee mugs in my den and not one of the bastards work.

Astrochuck- the bastard is you must confirm that a pen no longer works before disposing of it. Who has the time?

Surely you can’t ask me to throw out any of my babies, right?

I suspect the communist squirrels are to blame! damn them!

The Porcupines! (The conversation degraded to here?)

Out hiding with the shoes thrown by the side of the road:
http://www.fluther.com/search/res/?query=shoes&x=0&y=0#browse

How about that missing sock? lol

I have your pens…......... and your socks. Not to mention that textbook you lost in high school.