Inspired by the previous "chat" question, since the chat feature is not used what could possibly replace it?

Pancake delivery.

A spring loaded boxing glove button that launches itself from the monitor of your intended victim.
Bit like skype, but with more punch.

Photo swap of jellies in various states of undress?

All of the above at once.

A blooper reel?

A video that’s been spliced with images of cock for split seconds throughout the film.

@SYS As much as I love penises, Fight Club probably can’t do much for Fluther.

Don’t talk about it!

Sexually explicit conversation?

I always stay in chat when I am logged in here. When someone comes in and actually chats, it is quite enjoyable!

put the chat on the main page. a narrow strip on the right.

VIDEO chat. But like Chatroulette where you’ll get a random jelly.