What are wishes people don't make on their deathbeds?

Paying taxes.

Eating more than they had been.

I wish I had worked more hours.

Gone to court more often for minor infractions and traffic violations

peeing and pooping

Wishing they had cleaned their house more or kept the lawn perfectly mowed…gah…I know alive people that are so obsessed with their boring day to day routines…jesus, they’re dead already! lol

Necrophilia, don’t do unto others…....

I wish I had watched more TV. ~

I wish I’d eaten more junk food.

That they had worked harder to make wishes come true earlier in life instead of on the deathbed.

I wish I would get teleported to the moon and raped by space monkeys with a foot fetish

I wish I’d learned to knit and crochet..

I wish I did more plumbing.

I wish I had read Twilight.

I wish I had spent more time stuck in traffic

I wish I’d spent more time on facebook.

@harple Brilliant!

I wish for more wishes.

There are only three things you can always count on: Death, Taxes, and Teddy Bears. So, I’m going to go with wishing that they had more time to spend with a teddy bear.