[NSFW] Any creative tips for do-it-yourself adult toys.

Here we are with another weekend to stir the loins. Have you ever made a dildo to use on yourself or a partner? If penetration (self or otherwise) isn’t on your menu, what is? And what sort of toys can pinch-hit (or pinch-hot) when the designated hitter’s on the disabled list? Feel free to be every bit as creative as the real adult toy industry is.

If you have never invented a recipe for something home brewed, what ideas can you cook up? What’s not to love about a hothouse cucumber wearing a condom? Too fat? Take a veggie peeler to it. Too hard? Cook it just a tad. :-)

After the party’s over, you can still chop it up and put it in the salad bowl. And if the kids find a cucumber there’s no embarrassment in that. Isn’t it superior in many ways to an expensive jelly dildo which you’d be mortified to have kids discover?