Is this post something you would take seriously, if you knew me?

On FB I posted:

Dear Michelle Obama,

You send the nicest emails to me every day. They are a little naggy sometimes, which seems kind of odd. I guess I just don’t know you that well. I have sent the nicest money to you. WHERE’S MY BACK YARD COOK OUT WITH YOU GUYS FOR MR’S BIRTHDAY???? I already have what I’m going to wear planned! I made a special trip to Goodwill and got a special bar-b-que outfit! It’s white and yellow and even black!!! I WANT MY BAR B QUE!!!!

Love,
Val.

P.S. Do you REALLY need to borrow EIGHT DOLLARS every single DAY?? What do you need it for? Maybe you should get a job. I heard Goodwill is hiring.