And @gondwanalon – I know you’re probably just being funny or something, but it seems that you have some very rigid ideas of what a woman and man are.
Probably regret this, but let me take a stab at some of these…
Maybe it is because men are just happier than women?
I’d like to see the data here. I am highly suspect, however.
Most of you have likey seen this:
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
If you choose to. Just like women.
The garage is all yours.
Huh?
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Really? You mean, the way that most men I have ever known were just as involved in the wedding planning as the women.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Yep, just like for women.
You can be President.
So can women…if they can get themselves to vote for a woman. So far, they’ve been pretty apprehensive.
You can never be pregnant.
Most women I know say, “It must suck to have not have the ability to be pregnant.”
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
I am not alone in wishing women did the same.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Nope.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You’re right there.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Speak for yourself.
Wrinkles add character.
You mean, some women (and men) like the wrinkled men look?
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental$100.-
My wife’s wedding dress $100. My tux rental was more.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
Many men would see this as a disadvantage of being a man. Perspective.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
The same back woods honkytonk that encourages belching for men would likely expect it for women.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Just like they don’t for women.
One mood all the time.
You don’t think much (or know much) about men apparently.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
That’s too long.
You know stuff about tanks.
I know one person who knows about tanks – and she’s a woman.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Same for women.
You can open all your own jars.
You’re right there.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
What world provides credit or “extra credit” for adults?
If someone forgets to invite you, they can still be your friend.
What’s wrong with that.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
You can’t find cheap underwear?
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
I have 3 pairs. How could one need more. Oh, right…they don’t.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You’re right there.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
This is a good trait for all humans to have.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Except for all of the old-age splotches I am getting, just like my father.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Not true, but would be a nice thing for all humans to adopt.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
Women don’t have to shave anywhere. My wife didn’t shave her legs or arms for the first 9 years we were together.
You can play with toys all your life.
Yep. Just like women.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
Not sure a belly hides much.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
Same as women.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
Same as women.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
No, I can’t.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
True, I guess…?
You can do Christmas shopping for all your relatives on December 24 in 30 minutes.
I don’t buy xmas gifts for adults in my family. Neither does my wife. Nobody has to buy people gifts they don’t want or need.
No wonder men are happier
Again, I’d love to see evidence that this is true.
What I get from above is some kind of stereotypical self-limiting “woman” compared with stuff that non-limiting, full women also experience.
I’m not denying that there are differences between men and women. There are. But the question is about self-esteem and men. While I felt that the original question had an invalid premise, it’s a decent question, and it’s one that we can look at without setting outdated (or never-dated) self-imposed concepts of what a woman or a man is.